Rate my blog? Please?

[El Guaraguao]

Hey guys. I'm gonna be honest here. I need some reviews on my blog here.

http://n0tninja.blogspot.com/

Its a site that pretty much teaches you how to sneak around in everyday situations. Like, you guessed it, A NINJA.

There are tons of wannabe ninja sites out there. But none of them, to my knowledge teach you the real stuff. SNEAKING UNDETECTED. I will enlighten you in the way of the ninja.

And check out the one in my sig if you want.

 

[poopaskoopa]

It's not a topic I care too much about, so I may be biased against it, but... 3/10.

Might want to fix some of your "your" to "you're".

 

[Schfifty Five]

It's blocked here at work, but without even looking I'm gonna venture out and say that it probably sucks like 99% of blogs out there.

You must be in HS or something if you care so much about a blog.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Too much to read that I don't care about, as I prefer pirates.

 

[Capt Caveman]

1/10

You only have three weakass entries about sneaking-out of a bedroom, bathroom and kitchen. WTF! How useless and dhey!

 

[JohnCU]

how old are you? 7?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five
It's blocked here at work, but without even looking I'm gonna venture out and say that it probably sucks like 99% of blogs out there.

You must be in HS or something if you care so much about a blog.

It thought it was just the opposite. High school guys are out trying to get laid. Blogs are written by old men that can't get it up. 😕

 

[Capt Caveman]

If you look at his blog profile, he's an auto painter.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
If you look at his blog profile, he's an auto painter.

BS, that's too noisy.


:laugh:

 

[Old Hippie]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
how old are you? 7?

Going on 5?

 

[XZeroII]

I had to stop reading...my eyes started to go hazy reading white text on a black background.

 

[ForumMaster]

fix your language. I'm not a grammar Nazi, but you excessively mistake between "your" and "you're". also, just try and raise the vocabulary level a tad. it sounds like it was written by a 12-year old... was it?

 

[dbk]

Dude, it's all about sneaking around the house? How about "Women's Locker Room"? That's a challenge. Try it for us and report back with pics.

 

[yllus]

How sexy and dangerous, sneaking around your own house.

 

[Q]

I read the first article.

All you said in a nutshell was 'be quiet'.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: Quintox
I read the first article.

All you said in a nutshell was 'be quiet'.

And wear socks

 

[BudAshes]

You need amusing pics showing how to do things.

 

[sjwaste]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
Hey guys. I'm gonna be honest here. I need some reviews on my blog here.

http://n0tninja.blogspot.com/

Its a site that pretty much teaches you how to sneak around in everyday situations. Like, you guessed it, A NINJA.

There are tons of wannabe ninja sites out there. But none of them, to my knowledge teach you the real stuff. SNEAKING UNDETECTED. I will enlighten you in the way of the ninja.

And check out the one in my sig if you want.

If it doesnt include this:

http://i18.photobucket.com/alb...Funny/drink_ninjas.jpg

0/10.

 

[rezinn]

Waste of web space. How to get a bowl of cereal in the middle of the night? Oooh wow I didn't know anyone could pull that off.

 

[KeithTalent]

To many spelling and grammar mistakes. You lost me at "First thing first".

Get an editor, I'm sure one of your friends will help you out for free.

KT

 

[kranky]

Cliffs:

1. Sneaking out at night.
Use a fan to provide cover noise. Be quiet. Go out the window.

2. Using the bathroom in someone else's house at night.
Don't turn on the light until you have the door closed. Be a jerk and don't flush, because if anyone in the house thought you might have used the bathroom at night, they would call the police and have you hauled away. Be quiet.

3. Eating cereal at night
Don't open the fridge door any wider than necessary. Pour cereal down the side of the bowl. Be quiet.

I must say if anyone found these tidbits to be ground-breaking revelations, they will find a way to screw it up anyway.

Now here are some ninja-worthy topics you should tackle:
- Leave class early after attendance was taken, without being seen
- Get in the front of the line on Black Friday while arriving only 10 minutes before the store opens.
- Take your cartload of groceries through the express lane without anyone noticing you have more than 12 items.

 

[irishScott]

Yeah, only problem with content is what to do if your room is on the second floor. Don't know anyone with a first floor room.

 

[pstylesss]

When i was 8 years old I was given a spy kit for my birthday and invisible ink. I should start a blog about that...