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deadlyapp

deadlyapp

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Why oh why do people feel the need to drink past their breaking point and then throw up in my living room. Now I have to clean that shit up or track your ass down and make you clean it for me.

Why can't you just drink for the buzz, or drink until you just miss your breaking point.

*sigh*

fvckin parties.
 
Bunch of lightweights. Probably some amatuer or freshmen trying to be cool (hey.. we were all there once right?)

I remember when I lived in an apartment building a few years ago, there was a party down the hall from us, and around 2am I hear someone sit down outside my door. Some girl decided that she was going to puke and/or pass out in front of my door.

I opened it and told her to get the fuck away from the door and she told me to fuck off. A few minutes later I hear her puke. I grabbed a bottle of bleach, walked outside, and dumped it all over her.

I bet she learned a lesson that night.
 
Ugh, I hate people who can't make it to the bathroom. I drink past my limit every now and then, but the only time I didn't make it to a toilet was my 21st birthday.
 
Originally posted by: bignateyk
Bunch of lightweights. Probably some amatuer or freshmen trying to be cool (hey.. we were all there once right?)

I remember when I lived in an apartment building a few years ago, there was a party down the hall from us, and around 2am I hear someone sit down outside my door. Some girl decided that she was going to puke and/or pass out in front of my door.

I opened it and told her to get the fuck away from the door and she told me to fuck off. A few minutes later I hear her puke. I grabbed a bottle of bleach, walked outside, and dumped it all over her.

I bet she learned a lesson that night.
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Dear God, that is so awesome.
 
I will never go past that point (and have never), simply because I know I wouldn't want to clean up a mess and I wouldn't want to have to take care of someone because they're too irresponsible to keep their alcohol intake in check.
 
Originally posted by: tHa ShIzNiT
Originally posted by: bignateyk
Bunch of lightweights. Probably some amatuer or freshmen trying to be cool (hey.. we were all there once right?)

I remember when I lived in an apartment building a few years ago, there was a party down the hall from us, and around 2am I hear someone sit down outside my door. Some girl decided that she was going to puke and/or pass out in front of my door.

I opened it and told her to get the fuck away from the door and she told me to fuck off. A few minutes later I hear her puke. I grabbed a bottle of bleach, walked outside, and dumped it all over her.

I bet she learned a lesson that night.
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Dear God, that is so awesome.
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Haha, it was. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: deadlyapp
Why oh why do people feel the need to drink past their breaking point and then throw up in my living room.
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Stop right there.

It's *your* living room?

Then you are responsible for having them there. If you don't like it, kick them out or don't host parties to begin with. 😛
 
Lots of good advice here. If you want to have crazy parties with irresponsible people you are going to have to clean up puke, the 2 go hand in hand.

I have cocktail parties and I control those who can't control themselves, if someone has had too muhc I cut them off. We still have an incredible time and I never have to clean up puke, it's a win-win in my book.
 
If your going to have a party, have it at some stupid saps house instead of yours.

Do not let people in who will drink all your booze.

Do not let people in who have drank too much booze.
 
GuideBot: I realize i'm responsible, but I was asleep when this occurred and I would have expected my other two roomates to at least try to push the person towards the bathroom.

This was basically a reunion of those I was in the dorms with last year, and I should have known that a few of them always go over the top.
 
i hated it when someone would throw up in my bathroom and then proceed to sleep on the floor.

not sure he ever got pee'd on, but he got pee'd over a few times.
 
Originally posted by: bignateyk
Bunch of lightweights. Probably some amatuer or freshmen trying to be cool (hey.. we were all there once right?)

I remember when I lived in an apartment building a few years ago, there was a party down the hall from us, and around 2am I hear someone sit down outside my door. Some girl decided that she was going to puke and/or pass out in front of my door.

I opened it and told her to get the fuck away from the door and she told me to fuck off. A few minutes later I hear her puke. I grabbed a bottle of bleach, walked outside, and dumped it all over her.

I bet she learned a lesson that night.
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erm, pouring bleach on people is probably a reaaally bad idea
 
Originally posted by: davestar
Originally posted by: bignateyk
Bunch of lightweights. Probably some amatuer or freshmen trying to be cool (hey.. we were all there once right?)

I remember when I lived in an apartment building a few years ago, there was a party down the hall from us, and around 2am I hear someone sit down outside my door. Some girl decided that she was going to puke and/or pass out in front of my door.

I opened it and told her to get the fuck away from the door and she told me to fuck off. A few minutes later I hear her puke. I grabbed a bottle of bleach, walked outside, and dumped it all over her.

I bet she learned a lesson that night.
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erm, pouring bleach on people is probably a reaaally bad idea
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Yeah, makes me wonder if he ever saw the caution signs on the labels.

uh, warning, not caution
 
I must say though, it was quite a good party. Somewhere around 30 people who went through somewhere around 175 beers.
 
I've been so piss drunk before that I puked all over a bouncer on my way into a pub.
Needless to say I got my ass kicked, but I was drunk enough I didn't feel any pain.

Ah, to be young again.
 
Originally posted by: G Wizard
i hated it when someone would throw up in my bathroom and then proceed to sleep on the floor.

not sure he ever got pee'd on, but he got pee'd over a few times.
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id rather have that than someone puking on my living room floor.
 
Originally posted by: deadlyapp
I must say though, it was quite a good party. Somewhere around 30 people who went through somewhere around 175 beers.
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A whole 6 beers a piece hey? 😉
 
Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: deadlyapp
I must say though, it was quite a good party. Somewhere around 30 people who went through somewhere around 175 beers.
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A whole 6 beers a piece hey? 😉
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almost everyone must've been mildly buzzed, dayamn. 😉
 
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