RANT: To kill a mocking pigeon!

[Yax]

So today, I was driving home on the Freeway, we were going slow due to traffic. I was behind a semi going bout 20mph. This pigeon appears out from under the semi. I thought it was crazy or suicidal. I drive right over it, trying not to run it over. Then I thought, hmmm maybe I should have ran over it. I see it fly out from behind my car and back under the semi. Again, I see it appear on the street under the semi. This time, I swerve left and ran over it with my car. I see the car behind me swerve around its caucus.

I started to feel bad for what I did. Conscience kicking in. It appears that I've been having badluck ever since. So I'm ranting on so everyone can make fun of me. Maybe the humor will make me feel better.

Anyway, what the hell was that dumb pigeon doing anyway. As if once wasn't enough it went under that semi twice! The only thing I could think of is that it might be trying to get some shade from the hot sun. Oh well.

 

[Eli]

You ran it over on purpose?

I doubt you're going to get much "sympathy" here.

 

[rudeguy]

pigeon killer...I am going to come find you when you are playing in traffic on the freeway and run you over

 

[Encryptic]

The pigeon was dumb, but you're a tool for running over it on purpose. Enjoy your bad luck. :disgust:

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
pigeon killer...I am going to come find you when you are playing in traffic on the freeway and run you over

I will go play in the middle of the Freeway tomorrow. Please end my misery.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: rudeguy
pigeon killer...I am going to come find you when you are playing in traffic on the freeway and run you over

I will go play in the middle of the Freeway tomorrow. Please end my misery.

I think I like woodpeckers more than pigeons...thats just a cool name, "woodpecker"...from here on out everyone can address me as Captain Woodpecker

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: cheapbidder01

Originally posted by: rudeguy
pigeon killer...I am going to come find you when you are playing in traffic on the freeway and run you over

I will go play in the middle of the Freeway tomorrow. Please end my misery.

I think I like woodpeckers more than pigeons...thats just a cool name, "woodpecker"...from here on out everyone can address me as Captain Woodpecker

You've got a wooden pecker? :Q

 

[neutralizer]

Pigeons are pretty damn annoying, congrats.

 

[Heisenberg]

You ran over a defenseless animal on purpose. Congratulations.

 

[FoBoT]

it must have been rabid, don't sweat it

 

[Eli]

I like pigeons. I used to have a few...

 

[KK]

Used to raise pigeons, and I could care less about you running over a pigeon. You gotta do what you gotta do, if that means killing a pigeon, go for it. Good times.

KK

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it must have been rabid, don't sweat it

Pigeons can get rabies? Put the crack pipe down before ya post next time, mmmkay?

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: FoBoT
it must have been rabid, don't sweat it

Pigeons can get rabies? Put the crack pipe down before ya post next time, mmmkay?

they foam at the mouth when they are rabid, err, foam at the beak

 

[bigrash]

Don't pigeons these days know the rules of the road? They're supposed to move when you drive by.

 

[Kev]

Mock...YEAH

 

[Placer14]

I'm laughing my balls off over here. !!!!

 

[neutralizer]

ppl, don't you know, pigeons have the right-of-way.

 

[Kenny]

Didn't you ever watch Seinfeld?

Maybe you and the birds should start a new deal.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Kev
Mock...YEAH

ing.. YEAH..

LOL..

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: Kev
Mock...YEAH

ing.. YEAH..

LOL..

pigeon...YEAH

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: bigrash
Don't pigeons these days know the rules of the road? They're supposed to move when you drive by.

WE NEVER HAD A DEAL WITH THE SQUIRRELS

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: OREOSpeedwagon

Originally posted by: bigrash
Don't pigeons these days know the rules of the road? They're supposed to move when you drive by.

WE NEVER HAD A DEAL WITH THE SQUIRRELS

That's funny, I saw a squarrel this morning on the side of the freeway too. I avoided it though. One dead animal on my conscience is enough for a few days.