- Oct 9, 1999
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I saw two bad women drivers today. One on my way to school.. god who gave her the licence..
there are 3 lanes on my side.. she is in lane one.. oh no not lane one lane two.. .. well both lane one and lane two.
She keeps driving the road with one wheel on lane one and one wheel on lane two. I carefully cross her and then when I am crossing her she suddenly brakes.. causing the next car behind her to brake hard. Then she puts her left signal.. oh i see she missed the left turn lane.. oh okay.. then she stops there with 2 car lenghts in front of her. Then all of a sudden she realises that she can move front. so she pulls up and I give her a stare.. then the protected left turn green comes on and mrs. dingleberry decides she can go too.. so she starts moving and then starts going left.. no indicator nothing.. then she that she has to get space (cause there is only one lane on other side). So she waits but stops right in teh center of the intersection and then the other car stops giving her way and she doesnt realise it and then gets honked and then she moves..
So I thought I would see one dingleberry today.
On the way back I come to a 4 way stop sign. I am behind a pickup who approaches the 4 way and since there is no body else he takes off. As he takes off an small black car comes to my left and stops, I am still moving into the stop sign line. Behind her mrs. dingleberry2. She barely stops behind the first car and manages not to hit it. So the small black car takes off and its my turn (opposite me is another red pickup) who had just arrived. I start moving and mrs. dingleberry2 decides that she has her turn.. Im half way into teh intersection and she decides she can move and moves into the center of the inter section.. I am right there perpendicular to her.. glaring at her eyes and she is still moving.. I nearly dropped the bike having the swing teh weight of the bike on to one side and hit teh gas to avoid her.. I didnt have time to hit the horn but the pickup guy gave her a nice earful.
I mean cant she see that I am right there in front of her perpendicular to her.. oh no.. she cant.. cause her eyes are barely above the steering wheel.
UGH! WOMEN Drivers!
there are 3 lanes on my side.. she is in lane one.. oh no not lane one lane two.. .. well both lane one and lane two.
She keeps driving the road with one wheel on lane one and one wheel on lane two. I carefully cross her and then when I am crossing her she suddenly brakes.. causing the next car behind her to brake hard. Then she puts her left signal.. oh i see she missed the left turn lane.. oh okay.. then she stops there with 2 car lenghts in front of her. Then all of a sudden she realises that she can move front. so she pulls up and I give her a stare.. then the protected left turn green comes on and mrs. dingleberry decides she can go too.. so she starts moving and then starts going left.. no indicator nothing.. then she that she has to get space (cause there is only one lane on other side). So she waits but stops right in teh center of the intersection and then the other car stops giving her way and she doesnt realise it and then gets honked and then she moves..
So I thought I would see one dingleberry today.
On the way back I come to a 4 way stop sign. I am behind a pickup who approaches the 4 way and since there is no body else he takes off. As he takes off an small black car comes to my left and stops, I am still moving into the stop sign line. Behind her mrs. dingleberry2. She barely stops behind the first car and manages not to hit it. So the small black car takes off and its my turn (opposite me is another red pickup) who had just arrived. I start moving and mrs. dingleberry2 decides that she has her turn.. Im half way into teh intersection and she decides she can move and moves into the center of the inter section.. I am right there perpendicular to her.. glaring at her eyes and she is still moving.. I nearly dropped the bike having the swing teh weight of the bike on to one side and hit teh gas to avoid her.. I didnt have time to hit the horn but the pickup guy gave her a nice earful.
I mean cant she see that I am right there in front of her perpendicular to her.. oh no.. she cant.. cause her eyes are barely above the steering wheel.
UGH! WOMEN Drivers!
