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Rant: Overpowered toilets

SarcasticDwarf

SarcasticDwarf

Diamond Member
In the dorms I am in (getting gutted and renovated in 4 months), all the men (and women) have are the sit down urinals. Unfortunately, these are overpowered and spit some stuff back at you.


Grrrr
 
Yuck - but I do prefer high pressure toilets, leaves less streak marks when I drop that big ones 😛
 
overpower toilets guarantee no clogs. I wish that we had those back again in houses instead of the crappy "clog when you put 1 piece of toilet paper in there" economical toilets.
 
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Evadman
There is no such thing as overpowered.
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Especially if you've used an underpowered one. 😕
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I freaking hate the toilets in my house. Took me a while to get used to them, now I flush as often as possible.

When I build a house I need to get some of those nice power assist toilets like they use in public bathrooms. Those things could flush a dead body.

Viper GTS
 
Sort of the same deal here.. cept it's just the one toilet in the guys washroom. We don't do number two on that one 😱
 
Agreed. I'd rather have overpowered than under. The toilet in this house sucks.. a lintball would clog it.

And.. Umm.. WhoTF flushes the toilet while you're still sitting on it?
 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Evadman
There is no such thing as overpowered.
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Especially if you've used an underpowered one. 😕
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When I build a house I need to get some of those nice power assist toilets like they use in public bathrooms. Those things could flush a dead body.

Viper GTS
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That is my plan as well. Those high pressure crappers are the way to go.
 
all toilets spray. that is the nature of lots of water swirling around, whether by gravity or some other force
 
Like I said before, when I build my house, I am getting these. I want one so powerful it will suck down a bed sheet.
 
Originally posted by: Evadman
Like I said before, when I build my house, I am getting these. I want one so powerful it will suck down a bed sheet.
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Aren't those the ones they install in prisons?
 
Originally posted by: Eli

And.. Umm.. WhoTF flushes the toilet while you're still sitting on it?
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You don't get the magnitude of the spray. You stand back as far as you can (where the door is) and flush it. You get hit with "stuff" on your upper body.
 
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: Eli

And.. Umm.. WhoTF flushes the toilet while you're still sitting on it?
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You don't get the magnitude of the spray. You stand back as far as you can (where the door is) and flush it. You get hit with "stuff" on your upper body.
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Whoa:Q

Is there a lid you can close?
 
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: Eli

And.. Umm.. WhoTF flushes the toilet while you're still sitting on it?
Click to expand...

You don't get the magnitude of the spray. You stand back as far as you can (where the door is) and flush it. You get hit with "stuff" on your upper body.
Click to expand...

Whoa:Q

Is there a lid you can close?
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nope
 
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Evadman
There is no such thing as overpowered.
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Especially if you've used an underpowered one. 😕
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Those things could flush a dead body.

Viper GTS
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You don't keep lots of weapons around you and live in your mother's basement at the age of 32?
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I don't live with my parents (haven't for 2 years), but I did get photographed/fingerprinted for my concealed carry permit today.

😀

21, BTW.

Viper GTS
 
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: Eli

And.. Umm.. WhoTF flushes the toilet while you're still sitting on it?
Click to expand...

You don't get the magnitude of the spray. You stand back as far as you can (where the door is) and flush it. You get hit with "stuff" on your upper body.
Click to expand...

Whoa:Q

Is there a lid you can close?
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nope
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Just take a pancho when you need to go #2.

 
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: bradruth
Originally posted by: Evadman
There is no such thing as overpowered.
Click to expand...

Especially if you've used an underpowered one. 😕
Click to expand...

I freaking hate the toilets in my house. Took me a while to get used to them, now I flush as often as possible.

When I build a house I need to get some of those nice power assist toilets like they use in public bathrooms. Those things could flush a dead body.

Viper GTS
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Those public ones usually scare the crap out of me.🙁
I'm so used to my nice quieter ones at home!

EDIT: No pun intended.
 
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: DeathByAnts
Originally posted by: Eli

And.. Umm.. WhoTF flushes the toilet while you're still sitting on it?
Click to expand...

You don't get the magnitude of the spray. You stand back as far as you can (where the door is) and flush it. You get hit with "stuff" on your upper body.
Click to expand...

Whoa:Q

Is there a lid you can close?
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nope
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You're a college student...be creative and make your own lid 😉
 
hahaha this thread reminds me of a King of the Hill episode. Speaking of, isn't it a law in a lot of places about mandatory low flow poop seats?
 
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