rant of the day

[LS21]

so i get the feeling in my tummy that i need to unload

i walk into a stall, unreel some toilet paper and begin to wipe down the toilet seat. then i drop that TP in the center of bowl, to act as a shit-catch to prevent Splashage

then i pull out the disposable-seat-protector thingy, and lay it on the seat.

then i turn around to plant my butt on the seat... but then my change in motion (facing the toilet, then turning around) activates the auto-flush and flushes away my shit-catch TP and the seat protector

thanks, but no thanks

 

[Platypus]

quit being a goddamn woman when you take a shit?

 

[waggy]

thats why you put some TP over the sensor.

 

[joesmoke]

Totally agree. You wipe some degenerates piss and pubes off the seat, then you turn around to sit down and it flushes and splashes water back on the seat. I think any grown human should be able to flush themselves without the assistance of any device... handicapped aside of course.

 

[ric1287]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
Totally agree. You wipe some degenerates piss and pubes off the seat, then you turn around to sit down and it flushes and splashes water back on the seat. I think any grown human should be able to flush themselves without the assistance of any device... handicapped aside of course.

I always thought it was more for sanitation since people don't have to touch a poo covered handle in order to flush

 

[darkxshade]

Do as the Chinese do... squat

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: joesmoke
Totally agree. You wipe some degenerates piss and pubes off the seat, then you turn around to sit down and it flushes and splashes water back on the seat. I think any grown human should be able to flush themselves without the assistance of any device... handicapped aside of course.

I'm sure you have seen plenty of toilets where the previous occupant did not flush. I'll take a few auto-flushes over that any day.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: ric1287

Originally posted by: joesmoke
Totally agree. You wipe some degenerates piss and pubes off the seat, then you turn around to sit down and it flushes and splashes water back on the seat. I think any grown human should be able to flush themselves without the assistance of any device... handicapped aside of course.

I always thought it was more for sanitation since people don't have to touch a poo covered handle in order to flush

I usually use my feet to push the lever down


edit; plus I wash my hands after anyway

 

[OCGuy]

The best part is when if flushes when you dont want it to, and then when you want it to, it wont. So you have to dance around the stall with your pants at your ankles trying to trip the sensor.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

you aren't doing it right

 

[jdobratz]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
The best part is when if flushes when you dont want it to, and then when you want it to, it wont. So you have to dance around the stall with your pants at your ankles trying to trip the sensor.

Personally, I would pull my pants up and buckle first, but that's just me.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: joesmoke
Totally agree. You wipe some degenerates piss and pubes off the seat, then you turn around to sit down and it flushes and splashes water back on the seat. I think any grown human should be able to flush themselves without the assistance of any device... handicapped aside of course.

I'm sure you have seen plenty of toilets where the previous occupant did not flush. I'll take a few auto-flushes over that any day.

You are quite right... thats another story though. Those are the same people who piss all over the floor around the urinals.

I guess the positives of the device outweigh the negatives though...

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: jdobratz

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
The best part is when if flushes when you dont want it to, and then when you want it to, it wont. So you have to dance around the stall with your pants at your ankles trying to trip the sensor.

Personally, I would pull my pants up and buckle first, but that's just me.

He waits until after he washes his hands... don't want to contaminate your belt ya know...

 

[MrDudeMan]

I've had this problem but it was never a big enough deal to bitch about.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: Platypus
quit being a goddamn woman when you take a shit?

Agreed..

What a bitch.

 

[Jeff7181]

What bothers me is the splashing... a courtesy flush is out of the question where I work because the toilet practically turns into a bidet when you flush. Granted it's better than a toilet that would clog if a cat shit in it... but damn, find some middle ground maybe?

 

[KeithTalent]

I don't understand, going to the bathroom should not be that difficult, just stop, drop, and go.

KT

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: LS21
so i get the feeling in my tummy that i need to unload

i walk into a stall, unreel some toilet paper and begin to wipe down the toilet seat. then i drop that TP in the center of bowl, to act as a shit-catch to prevent Splashage

then i pull out the disposable-seat-protector thingy, and lay it on the seat.

then i turn around to plant my butt on the seat... but then my change in motion (facing the toilet, then turning around) activates the auto-flush and flushes away my shit-catch TP and the seat protector

thanks, but no thanks

How the fuck does the seat protector flush down the toilet if it's on the seat?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: LS21
so i get the feeling in my tummy that i need to unload

i walk into a stall, unreel some toilet paper and begin to wipe down the toilet seat. then i drop that TP in the center of bowl, to act as a shit-catch to prevent Splashage

then i pull out the disposable-seat-protector thingy, and lay it on the seat.

then i turn around to plant my butt on the seat... but then my change in motion (facing the toilet, then turning around) activates the auto-flush and flushes away my shit-catch TP and the seat protector

thanks, but no thanks

How the fuck does the seat protector flush down the toilet if it's on the seat?

the center part goes down and into the water.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Sometimes I have trouble with the automatic things going too early since I generally stand up to wipe, and when I do so, it flushes. I don't know if I'm weird or normal in this sense...

 

[LS21]

Originally posted by: chuckywang


How the fuck does the seat protector flush down the toilet if it's on the seat?

have you ever used a seat protector? it has a flap that reaches in the bowl, so when water flushes down it drags the seat protector along with it. (else people would just leave their used butt pads on the seat)

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: Platypus
quit being a goddamn woman when you take a shit?

Agreed..

What a bitch.

Yep.

 

[nakedfrog]

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Originally posted by: Platypus
quit being a goddamn woman when you take a shit?

The first post was the best.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Platypus
quit being a goddamn woman when you take a shit?

This