Rant: my local Costco ...

paulney

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My local Costco is a fat@ass congregation center on weekends.

People, whose body weight exceeds the weight of a freight cart they are pulling should be banned from Costco and their membership revoked until they get rid of their lard. What's worse, is that their kids follow the suit: they may be 10 yrs old and already have a beer belly and love handles. Hardly comes as a surprise they prefer to hang out by the ladies with food samples, while their parents stock up on hot dog buns and ketchup.

'Step away from the tray with samples, put your hands where I can see them and proceed to the exit! Do not block the isle with your butt. Take your obese children and go exercise.'

That is all.
 

Doggiedog

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That's just a normal sample of people in the US.

Would you rather have been at an amusement/water park like me this weekend?

The flab was unbearable. Please, if you are female, over 150lbs and not pregnant or over 5'6", do not wear bikinis or bathing suits.

Thank you!
 

bleeb

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Originally posted by: Doggiedog
That's just a normal sample of people in the US.

Would you rather have been at an amusement/water park like me this weekend?

The flab was unbearable. Please, if you are female, over 150lbs and not pregnant or over 5'6", do not wear bikinis or bathing suits.

Thank you!

some guys dig the big chicks, with big arses, in tight clothes... they need lovin and to feel sexy too~

<-- doesn't dig big chicks though =)
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: bleeb
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
That's just a normal sample of people in the US.

Would you rather have been at an amusement/water park like me this weekend?

The flab was unbearable. Please, if you are female, over 150lbs and not pregnant or over 5'6", do not wear bikinis or bathing suits.

Thank you!

some guys dig the big chicks, with big arses, in tight clothes... they need lovin and to feel sexy too~

<-- doesn't dig big chicks though =)

yeah, but those guys are also big, have big arses, and are pretty much disgusting themselves.
 

CRXican

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There's no loving like the loving you get from a big woman.


I never said it was good, I just said there's nothing like it :D
 

Ikonomi

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Originally posted by: bleeb
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
That's just a normal sample of people in the US.

Would you rather have been at an amusement/water park like me this weekend?

The flab was unbearable. Please, if you are female, over 150lbs and not pregnant or over 5'6", do not wear bikinis or bathing suits.

Thank you!

some guys dig the big chicks, with big arses, in tight clothes... they need lovin and to feel sexy too~

<-- doesn't dig big chicks though =)

There is a difference between a big booty and a fat ass, though. :thumbsdown: Boo to lovin' and feelin' sexy.
 

Doggiedog

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Originally posted by: bleeb
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
That's just a normal sample of people in the US.

Would you rather have been at an amusement/water park like me this weekend?

The flab was unbearable. Please, if you are female, over 150lbs and not pregnant or over 5'6", do not wear bikinis or bathing suits.

Thank you!

some guys dig the big chicks, with big arses, in tight clothes... they need lovin and to feel sexy too~

<-- doesn't dig big chicks though =)

These "women" from the back had multiple stratified layers of fat. If they weren't people, you'd think they were gills on a fish or something.
 

paulney

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These "women" from the back had multiple stratified layers of fat. If they weren't people, you'd think they were gills on a fish or something.

Nothing like going for a roller-coaster ride with one of those in the same seat with you. Those Gs in turns may literally crush you :)
 

HamSupLo

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what's with hating on fat people around here? I'm sure everyone is 6'1, 200 lbs with a body fat % of less than 15% :D
 
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Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Please, if you are female, over 150lbs and not pregnant or over 5'6", do not wear bikinis or bathing suits.

So you're saying you want them naked?

What's with the 5'6" limit? I know plenty of attractive taller women.
 

paulney

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: Doggiedog
Please, if you are female, over 150lbs and not pregnant or over 5'6", do not wear bikinis or bathing suits.

So you're saying you want them naked?

What's with the 5'6" limit? I know plenty of attractive taller women.

I think he meant it in proprotion to the weight.
 

homestarmy

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Originally posted by: jooksing
what's with hating on fat people around here? I'm sure everyone is 6'1, 200 lbs with a body fat % of less than 15% :D

It's sight polution. We don't want to see these nasty ass people. They're not just hurting themselves, but they're disgusting us in the progress. You wouldn't allow somoene to walk around naked covered in feces, would you? Plus they take up far more than their allotted space.

And I'm 6'1/2" and 195, is that close enough for you?
 

bcterps

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Originally posted by: paulney
My local Costco is a fat@ass congregation center on weekends.

People, whose body weight exceeds the weight of a freight cart they are pulling should be banned from Costco and their membership revoked until they get rid of their lard. What's worse, is that their kids follow the suit: they may be 10 yrs old and already have a beer belly and love handles. Hardly comes as a surprise they prefer to hang out by the ladies with food samples, while their parents stock up on hot dog buns and ketchup.

'Step away from the tray with samples, put your hands where I can see them and proceed to the exit! Do not block the isle with your butt. Take your obese children and go exercise.'

That is all.

Why don't you post a pic of yourself? Nah, you don't have the guts. :roll:
 

Ranger X

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Originally posted by: benchiu
Originally posted by: paulney
My local Costco is a fat@ass congregation center on weekends.

People, whose body weight exceeds the weight of a freight cart they are pulling should be banned from Costco and their membership revoked until they get rid of their lard. What's worse, is that their kids follow the suit: they may be 10 yrs old and already have a beer belly and love handles. Hardly comes as a surprise they prefer to hang out by the ladies with food samples, while their parents stock up on hot dog buns and ketchup.

'Step away from the tray with samples, put your hands where I can see them and proceed to the exit! Do not block the isle with your butt. Take your obese children and go exercise.'

That is all.

Why don't you post a pic of yourself? Nah, you don't have the guts. :roll:
Uh oh, someone's a fatty. :p
 

paulney

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Sep 24, 2003
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Why don't you post a pic of yourself? Nah, you don't have the guts. :roll:

Riiight. Here comes the Knight in Shining Armor, Protector of the Overweight. Why don't you open up the profile, go to the website and check some photos there. I don't have anything to hide.
 

halik

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Oct 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: paulney
My local Costco is a fat@ass congregation center on weekends.

People, whose body weight exceeds the weight of a freight cart they are pulling should be banned from Costco and their membership revoked until they get rid of their lard. What's worse, is that their kids follow the suit: they may be 10 yrs old and already have a beer belly and love handles. Hardly comes as a surprise they prefer to hang out by the ladies with food samples, while their parents stock up on hot dog buns and ketchup.

'Step away from the tray with samples, put your hands where I can see them and proceed to the exit! Do not block the isle with your butt. Take your obese children and go exercise.'

That is all.

word,
and if you have 2 in padding layer of fat, i dont wannna see the skin thats covering it...
 

ArmenK

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Originally posted by: Ranger X
Originally posted by: benchiu
Originally posted by: paulney
My local Costco is a fat@ass congregation center on weekends.

People, whose body weight exceeds the weight of a freight cart they are pulling should be banned from Costco and their membership revoked until they get rid of their lard. What's worse, is that their kids follow the suit: they may be 10 yrs old and already have a beer belly and love handles. Hardly comes as a surprise they prefer to hang out by the ladies with food samples, while their parents stock up on hot dog buns and ketchup.

'Step away from the tray with samples, put your hands where I can see them and proceed to the exit! Do not block the isle with your butt. Take your obese children and go exercise.'

That is all.

Why don't you post a pic of yourself? Nah, you don't have the guts. :roll:
Uh oh, someone's a fatty. :p

"You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.":D
 

dr150

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Sep 18, 2003
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Yup, I hate how these OAFS block the aisles and make sure you get out of THEIR way and their ill-raised mini blimps.
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Amen brother. I hate going to the store anymore because I always get stuck behind some fat tub of goo. They really need a fatty only shopping day or something. Let them inconvenience themselves for once instead of the rest of us who manage to hold our weight under three bills. Oh, 6'3" 202 here for the record.
 

brtspears2

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It's pretty sad I see this one fat girl in class. She can't fit into a normal college lecture hall desk. She needs two of them and has to sit at an angle.

Now in classrooms with that armrest deal on the desks on the right, her flab from sides just rests on it, and her arm rests on top of the top of that flab. Now I saw her in the store once. Yup, she was buying junk food, no vegetables, a lot of frozen foods, a thing of fried chicken from the deli.
 

sonambulo

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Feb 22, 2004
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Originally posted by: ArmenK
"You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.":D

genius! what's that from?