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Rant: I swear to god my mom is a brain dead SOB

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How bout u stop being a fvcking piece of ****** and actually thank her. You say that you are going to college, so how bout u grow a pair of balls (even 1 would be an upgrade for you), and move out PERMANENTLY. Stop living off of ur parents. Who gives a sh!t whether or not you have a nanny or maid. If it really pisses you off that much, pay for it yourself.

I hate these fvckers who always complain about their parents. Sure, mine are no walk in the park, but seriously, why are you complaining? It's her life, not yours. Get over it.
 
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Who moves home after they turn 18 and doesn't expect that sort of ******? What a cvnt.

You said the forbidden word!

I didn't know sh!t was that big of a deal. In almost 6 years I've never noticed it being ****** -out before. My bad.
 
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Who moves home after they turn 18 and doesn't expect that sort of ******? What a cvnt.

You said the forbidden word!

I didn't know sh!t was that big of a deal. In almost 6 years I've never noticed it being ****** -out before. My bad.

The c-word is the one the Mods really don't like around here.
 
She should permanently throw you out, change the locks, and cut off any funds to you, including college, and then write you out of her will. When you determine a repayment plan for the first 18 years of your life she sustained you and sign it as an adult, then you can return into the family fold.
 
So your mom yells at you...

You whiny little FVCK...I'd have snapped your neck by now...what a colossal DOUCHE BAG!!!:|
 
Hey, I want to insult him to. Here is my contribution:
Can we create a new yearly award for this guy? How about DOUCHE BAG OF THE YEAR?
 
Originally posted by: Number1
Hey, I want to insult him to. Here is my contribution:
Can we create a new yearly award for this guy? How about DOUCHE BAG OF THE YEAR?

With the winner getting the honorary RyanSengara Trophy (named after the first year's recipient, and inspiration for the award)?
 
I think it's hilarious that you want your mom to get you a nanny, since that's pretty much admitting that you are a little baby who needs somebody to take care of him.
 
Originally posted by: QED
Originally posted by: Number1
Hey, I want to insult him to. Here is my contribution:
Can we create a new yearly award for this guy? How about DOUCHE BAG OF THE YEAR?

With the winner getting the honorary RyanSengara Trophy (named after the first year's recipient, and inspiration for the award)?

But how do we decide whether to give the award to him or to PAB? They're running neck & neck.
 
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Who moves home after they turn 18 and doesn't expect that sort of ******? What a cvnt.

You said the forbidden word!

I didn't know sh!t was that big of a deal. In almost 6 years I've never noticed it being ****** -out before. My bad.

The c-word is the one the Mods really don't like around here.

Ah, my bad. I figured since the f-bomb is the pinnacle of swear words, and no one complains about fvck, that anything goes.

To quote a great man: "Maybe in retrospect I should have said pussy."
 
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Who moves home after they turn 18 and doesn't expect that sort of ******? What a cvnt.

You said the forbidden word!

I didn't know sh!t was that big of a deal. In almost 6 years I've never noticed it being ****** -out before. My bad.

The c-word is the one the Mods really don't like around here.

Ah, my bad. I figured since the f-bomb is the pinnacle of swear words, and no one complains about fvck, that anything goes.

To quote a great man: "Maybe in retrospect I should have said pussy."

Hmm yeah I'm with you... I don't get it.

 
Originally posted by: Blazin Trav
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Who moves home after they turn 18 and doesn't expect that sort of ******? What a cvnt.

You said the forbidden word!

I didn't know sh!t was that big of a deal. In almost 6 years I've never noticed it being ****** -out before. My bad.

The c-word is the one the Mods really don't like around here.

Ah, my bad. I figured since the f-bomb is the pinnacle of swear words, and no one complains about fvck, that anything goes.

To quote a great man: "Maybe in retrospect I should have said pussy."

Hmm yeah I'm with you... I don't get it.

probably because the c word could often be used to insult women while the f word is more gender neutral. ...?😕
 
Originally posted by: randay
Originally posted by: Blazin Trav
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Originally posted by: BigJ
Originally posted by: Playmaker
Who moves home after they turn 18 and doesn't expect that sort of ******? What a cvnt.

You said the forbidden word!

I didn't know sh!t was that big of a deal. In almost 6 years I've never noticed it being ****** -out before. My bad.

The c-word is the one the Mods really don't like around here.

Ah, my bad. I figured since the f-bomb is the pinnacle of swear words, and no one complains about fvck, that anything goes.

To quote a great man: "Maybe in retrospect I should have said pussy."

Hmm yeah I'm with you... I don't get it.

probably because the c word could often be used to insult women while the f word is more gender neutral. ...?😕

So calling someone a dick or a cock would be somehow a different level of offensiveness? 😕
 
Originally posted by: mrchan
Move out you free loader. Only living there for 4 months is NOT an excuse.

I don't understand how people can disrespect their own parents. I don't care what they do, they are your PARENTS. They raised, fed, clothed, sheltered you.

How rude.

spoken like a true conservative chinese
 
Originally posted by: ivol07
Originally posted by: RyanSengara
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Move out.

I have ******, I don't live there for 8 months of the year because I go away to school.

Read the whole ****** post next time.

Find another place to stay the other 4 months.

Live somewhere else for 4 months


Unless you cannot live without her..in that case STFU
 
Sounds to me like you're just being a total asswipe. Let's take a look at the facts, shall we?

1) You're household has a nice six-figure income.
2) I'm going to assume that because of #1, your college was payed for.
3) Your mom clothed, fed, raised you, and put a roof over your head for 18 years.

What's horrible is that you're parents legally don't have to let you stay in their house since you're over 18... but they are. You're bitching because your mom takes pride in her home and wants to keep it clean. You have NO right to complain. If it's such a big problem, then just STFU and rent an apartment or stay with a friend or something.

Oh and another thing... you deserve to DIAF for talking to your mother like that.
 
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The OP makes PAB look like the Prodigal Son.


OP, do the world a favor and don't breed. Thanks!

I dunno - they're both complete a$$holes. But wasn't PAB breaking furniture & car windows and stuff as well? I think PAB gets the nod.
 
Originally posted by: RyanSengara
My mom is a freak.

Lets precipitate that statement with the facts:

My mom lives in a 6 figure household, that being said we have no cleaning lady, no nanny, no nothing. I have no complaints about this. The house itself is fairly immaculate, maintained by all of us.

She, however, feels this is not good enough and must be as clean as the people that have full time nannies and house cleaners. She's a fvcking freak.

She always bitches to us about how the house is a mess, and that with her lupus and arthritis she shouldn't have to work around the house.

Are you just dumb, retarded, or conceited or all of the above?

YOU HAVE A FVCKING FREE LIFE, you don't work, you don't do ******, you read books, watch tv, walk the dog and clean the ****** house.

We all do our work. You just feel that you shouldn't have to do ******, and when you lift a god damned finger you guilt trip us about how you have no time for yourself blah blah blah blah bah, and you're always so tired because you're sick.

If you want to keep a house this clean, get a ****** nanny, it's not like we can't afford it. End of story leave me the ****** alone.

Seriously, this is what a stay at home mom does. I go to university, my dad manages his own business, my brother is in highschool and plays baseball 24/7 for the city AAA baseball team. We're never around.

Today

I wake up for the second time this week (yes it's tuesday and the only other day this week is monday) being yelled AGAIN.

This morning it's, did you call about your pay check that they lost. No? Get on the fvcking phone right now and do it.

Fvck off, If I don't get paid its my problem it's not like you pay for any of my ****** to start off with.

Second, Have you called your mechanic back yet? No? Why the hell haven't you deal with it yet are you stupid?

HOLY ****** I've been awake for 10 minuets and you're yelling at me again and talking to me like I'm stupid.

Hello you stupid blonde, who never finished her bachelors. Shut the hell up.

I can't call the mechanic if I have nothing to say, I have to figure out how much I can get my parts for before we can compare costs.

Argh.

This is followed by, 'don't think you're coming home for your extra semester of college if this is the mess you're going to create'.

Woman, you're crazy! DIAF. Get some perspective, because b*tch, you crazy!

Since none of you geeks can read through those thick glasses you're wearing, I have moved out for 8 months/12 months of the year because I go away to college.


Edit
I still fail to see how I'm spoiled.

I help around the house, I work for myself, I have no qualms about having a cleaning lady or anything. I just think it's unrealistic for my mom to want to maintain the house like her friends whos husbands make millions of dollars a year, have cleaning ladies 4 days a week, buy their nannies cars so they can pick up the kids.

This is all about her not losing face amongst her friends, her friends all have immaculate houses so why can't she?

We're not in the same situation as they are, they have the kind of money where they can get extra help to maintain and do these things, we aren't because we're very conservative with where we spend our money.

Move out you spoiled geeky brat. Just because she wants you to contribute to the household instead of playing WOW all day doesn't make her unreasonable. If you want a maid, pay for one. Otherwise, take it to myspace, momma's boy.
 
Originally posted by: Armitage
Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
The OP makes PAB look like the Prodigal Son.


OP, do the world a favor and don't breed. Thanks!

I dunno - they're both complete a$$holes. But wasn't PAB breaking furniture & car windows and stuff as well? Granted PAB's rants lacks some of the vitriol of this OP, but actions speak louder then words. I think PAB gets the nod.

Oops - was supposed to be an edit, not a reply. Oh well, postcount++
 
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