RANT: i need to find a way to dispose of my co-worker(s)

Quixfire

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Dude, where do you work that they hire the worst employees in the world?

And what does that say about you???
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PanzerIV

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Wow. Sounds like your company specializes in hiring the WORST candidates for the job. Great stories but sucks for you. :D Maybe next time things will work out. Ian sounds like he won't last too much longer and there is definitely something wrong with that dude.
 

DrNoobie

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Oh yea...well, I work with the sickest people in the world. Um...heh. Yea.

My god, I think I would have gone postal and killed all of those annoying people with a rusty syringe if I worked with them. I've been blessed, and all my co-workers are normal, except for Jon the ER orderly. I don't even want to talk about him.
 
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he didnt wear any pants!?!?!


ian sounds like a good laugh...i would find it really funny if someone constantly ran to the printer...lol
 
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yeah and dont get me started about some of my co-workers...everyday during lunch hour we just talk about what crazy ridiculus things they did...
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: Quixfire
Dude, where do you work that they hire the worst employees in the world?

And what does that say about you???
rolleye.gif

it says nothing about me, because i am actually competent and intelligent. sorry for patting myself on the back, but i am a normal person like most of the people here. i am nothing like these idiots.

lets put it this way...i am 18 and i started here at $10.00/hr. i got a raise to $15.50 after 1 month because i do more work than the other 3 people put together. i get $1000 bonuses when they get 100-200.

no, im not trying to make myself look like a badass, but dont accuse me of being one of them when you dont know the facts. screw off.

edit: oh, and its the 2nd biggest engineering firm in the DFW area. the rest of the people here are fine...it is just these few idiots that screw it up for everyone.
 

DrNoobie

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Quixfire
Dude, where do you work that they hire the worst employees in the world?

And what does that say about you???
rolleye.gif

it says nothing about me, because i am actually competent and intelligent. sorry for patting myself on the back, but i am a normal person like most of the people here. i am nothing like these idiots.

lets put it this way...i am 18 and i started here at $10.00/hr. i got a raise to $15.50 after 1 month because i do more work than the other 3 people put together. i get $1000 bonuses when they get 100-200.

no, im not trying to make myself look like a badass, but dont accuse me of being one of them when you dont know the facts. screw off.

edit: oh, and its the 2nd biggest engineering firm in the DFW area. the rest of the people here are fine...it is just these few idiots that screw it up for everyone.

But you are a badass...
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
he didnt wear any pants!?!?!


ian sounds like a good laugh...i would find it really funny if someone constantly ran to the printer...lol

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the dresscode is pants only. he wore shorts. nice try though :)
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
cliffs notes!

stupid people work here. one guy made a deaththreat, one girl forfeited her options for unemployment pay, and the last one is a total retard. you should at least read about ian.
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: ElFenix
cliffs notes!

stupid people work here. one guy made a deaththreat, one girl forfeited her options for unemployment pay, and the last one is a total retard. you should at least read about ian.

no, it's cliffs notes not cliff notes!
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: ElFenix
cliffs notes!

stupid people work here. one guy made a deaththreat, one girl forfeited her options for unemployment pay, and the last one is a total retard. you should at least read about ian.

no, it's cliffs notes not cliff notes!

huh? sorry...im confused :(
 

Quixfire

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: Quixfire
Dude, where do you work that they hire the worst employees in the world?

And what does that say about you???
rolleye.gif

it says nothing about me, because i am actually competent and intelligent. sorry for patting myself on the back, but i am a normal person like most of the people here. i am nothing like these idiots.

lets put it this way...i am 18 and i started here at $10.00/hr. i got a raise to $15.50 after 1 month because i do more work than the other 3 people put together. i get $1000 bonuses when they get 100-200.

no, im not trying to make myself look like a badass, but dont accuse me of being one of them when you dont know the facts. screw off.

edit: oh, and its the 2nd biggest engineering firm in the DFW area. the rest of the people here are fine...it is just these few idiots that screw it up for everyone.
Screw what off? I thought you guys used nails?
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan

huh? sorry...im confused :(

pet peeve... you've got "cliff notes" in your post, when it is "cliffs notes" ;)
 

Yax

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RANT: i need to find a way to dispose of my co-worker(s)

I guess you can just toss them into the ocean.

But seriously, from the context my guess would be that you work for the government.
 

BooGiMaN

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anywhere you work there will always be employs that you see and think to yourself "what the fvck were they thinking when they hired this bozo"

additionally when everyone else gets laid off they seem to be the last ones left to run the place and avid the layoff or they get promoted to managers.....its sad but that the way life is..weird isnt it?