[rant]i hate women.[/rant]

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dirtboy

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Originally posted by: Sealy
Originally posted by: dirtboy
Life without women is so much easier! :)

For a bunch a dudes who don't like women, I sure see enough threads about them!

Yea well, once you've been married, then divorced and dating nothing but crappy women ever since...and if you really knew what most of them wanted and what they will do to you once you put a ring on their finger... single life is so much easier and so much more peaceful. I have not a worry in the world and I don't have anyone telling me what to do or telling me when need to buy things "for the family" blah blah blah...
 

DeafeningSilence

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Sealy
Originally posted by: dirtboy
Life without women is so much easier! :)

For a bunch a dudes who don't like women, I sure see enough threads about them!

s/don't like/can't get/

Skyclad1uhm1:
Nice work! A correction and a justification in one sentence. (The justification being that we can't have a thread about girls without introducing RegEx.) :)
 

Peetoeng

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
There's always your hands.

Just don't rob any gardener's houses.

Viper GTS

houses? Spanky must have a HUGE one. :Q. No wonder women run away from him.
 

notfred

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: Sealy
Originally posted by: dirtboy
Life without women is so much easier! :)

For a bunch a dudes who don't like women, I sure see enough threads about them!

s/don't like/can't get/

we're dealing with a BUNCH of dudes who "don't like" women, remember?

s/don't like/can't get/g :)
 

Red Dawn

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I have not a worry in the world and I don't have anyone telling me what to do or telling me when need to buy things "for the family" blah blah blah...
= LOSER
 

dirtboy

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I have not a worry in the world and I don't have anyone telling me what to do or telling me when need to buy things "for the family" blah blah blah...
= LOSER

That's what all married men say...jealousy sucks. muhahahahaha
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: dirtboy
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I have not a worry in the world and I don't have anyone telling me what to do or telling me when need to buy things "for the family" blah blah blah...
= LOSER

That's what all married men say...jealousy sucks. muhahahahaha
Somehow I'm doubting we married men who, unlike you, have had sex in the last 6 months are particularly jealous of your situation. We are impressed by your well-toned forearms, however. :p
 

dirtboy

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: dirtboy
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I have not a worry in the world and I don't have anyone telling me what to do or telling me when need to buy things "for the family" blah blah blah...
= LOSER

That's what all married men say...jealousy sucks. muhahahahaha
Somehow I'm doubting we married men who, unlike you, have had sex in the last 6 months are particularly jealous of your situation. We are impressed by your well-toned forearms, however. :p

If you got married so you could go around saying you have sex, you are one sad man. Sex doesn't make a man and nor does it define who you are. And if that's your only argument for being married, it's pretty weak, because you assume that just because I'm single, that means I'm not getting any. Maybe you couldn't get any until you got married.
 
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I have not a worry in the world and I don't have anyone telling me what to do or telling me when need to buy things "for the family" blah blah blah...

THAT's the reason you don't like marriage? You didn't like something so you gave up and fled? Are you 3?
 

dirtboy

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Originally posted by: Stark
you should start an ATOT "he-man woman haters club"

you can be spanky

And you can start an ATOT "he-man who needs women club"

you can be whipped

:p
 

dirtboy

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
I have not a worry in the world and I don't have anyone telling me what to do or telling me when need to buy things "for the family" blah blah blah...

THAT's the reason you don't like marriage? You didn't like something so you gave up and fled? Are you 3?

Nah, that's just one of the many reasons I don't like marriage.

So you get into things you don't like or weren't what you thought and stick with them forever?

Are you 2?
 

Stark

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Originally posted by: dirtboy
Originally posted by: Stark
you should start an ATOT "he-man woman haters club"

you can be spanky

And you can start an ATOT "he-man who needs women club"

you can be whipped

:p

I'm married. By definition, I already am whipped.
 

GermyBoy

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That's funny. I could never hate them. Use them and then leave them, that's my motto!

I love college. I get older, but the women stay the same age!
 

Red Dawn

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For those who hate women or think they are evil. Think of it this way. It's just natures way of making sure your pathetic genes don't get carried on to the next generation (or making sure that no young male is influenced by your pathos)
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: dirtboy
Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: dirtboy
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
I have not a worry in the world and I don't have anyone telling me what to do or telling me when need to buy things "for the family" blah blah blah...
= LOSER

That's what all married men say...jealousy sucks. muhahahahaha
Somehow I'm doubting we married men who, unlike you, have had sex in the last 6 months are particularly jealous of your situation. We are impressed by your well-toned forearms, however. :p

If you got married so you could go around saying you have sex, you are one sad man. Sex doesn't make a man and nor does it define who you are. And if that's your only argument for being married, it's pretty weak, because you assume that just because I'm single, that means I'm not getting any. Maybe you couldn't get any until you got married.
Methinks you doth protest too much. ;)
 

Red Dawn

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Trust me, for the most part any problems any of us are having with the opposite sex can usually be directly traced to our own actions and attitudes. To label them as cruel or evil is pure nonsense and if I might add, rather ignorant