- Dec 22, 2002
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He's been living with us for just four months and I want him to die in a car fire.
I placed an ad for "mature, quiet student," and we got the opposite. When he checked out our place I told him, "On weeknights after eleven I don't want to hear you." He said no problem. Hey, on weekends make as much noise as you want, I'll be out until three or four am anyway. During the week, I don't want to hear you.
He is the single most obnoxious human being I have ever had the misfortune of encountering. Everything he does is loud. He walks loudly, runs up and down the stairs, opens and closes doors, cupboards, and drawers loudly, speaks loudly, blows his nose loudly, sniffs loudly, watches the TV loudly, listens to terrible music loudly, and he takes several 45 minute showers a day.
Oh, and his laugh scares my cat. I need to record it so you lot can hear firsthand how annoying it is.
He contributes nothing to the house. Never does chores, always leaves a mess. Always late paying the bills. My other roommates dislike him. Even my GF can stand him.
I have screamed at him at least twice a week since he moved in for one thing or another, yet he fails to learn. Is he retarded? I am extremely confrontational, and he is visible upset by my telling him to STFU, yet this behaviour continues.
When he moves out in three months (or dies by my hands) I will be the happiest man alive.
I placed an ad for "mature, quiet student," and we got the opposite. When he checked out our place I told him, "On weeknights after eleven I don't want to hear you." He said no problem. Hey, on weekends make as much noise as you want, I'll be out until three or four am anyway. During the week, I don't want to hear you.
He is the single most obnoxious human being I have ever had the misfortune of encountering. Everything he does is loud. He walks loudly, runs up and down the stairs, opens and closes doors, cupboards, and drawers loudly, speaks loudly, blows his nose loudly, sniffs loudly, watches the TV loudly, listens to terrible music loudly, and he takes several 45 minute showers a day.
Oh, and his laugh scares my cat. I need to record it so you lot can hear firsthand how annoying it is.
He contributes nothing to the house. Never does chores, always leaves a mess. Always late paying the bills. My other roommates dislike him. Even my GF can stand him.
I have screamed at him at least twice a week since he moved in for one thing or another, yet he fails to learn. Is he retarded? I am extremely confrontational, and he is visible upset by my telling him to STFU, yet this behaviour continues.
When he moves out in three months (or dies by my hands) I will be the happiest man alive.
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