RANT: Hey moron! Get the F--- out the way!!!!!!!

[sharkeeper]

I hate it when people block the stairs. It's a fire hazard! What to do? Run up to the next floor and find a soda pop machine or equally heavy appliance (an a/v cart with 32" TV and VTR's will suffice in a pinch) and roll that feeker down the stairs letting it bash a path without mercy! That'll teach them tossers! :|

Cheers!

 

[Huz]

Originally posted by: mpitts
What does any of this rant have to do with people being sheep?

Sheep have no mental capacity; they don't think as we know it. If you send an 8 pound Chihuaha after a full grown sheep the sheep can actually die from cardiac arrest because it will just run and run and run away until it croaks. Much like the half wits who can't tell - or don't care - when they're blocking a heavy traffic area.

 

[BooneRebel]

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: LeeTJ
OTOH

i was at a light and it was red so i was naturally stopped. it turned green and i immediately started to pull out, apparently it wasn't fast enough for the moron behind me because he laid into the horn, so i slowed down.

I do the same thing to those a@@holes too. I have even debated slamming on my brakes or slamming the car in reverse -- oooops.

I've always wanted to come to a complete stop, get out, walk back to the car behind me, get them to roll down the window, and then innocently ask "Yes, what do you want?"

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: LeeTJ
OTOH

i was at a light and it was red so i was naturally stopped. it turned green and i immediately started to pull out, apparently it wasn't fast enough for the moron behind me because he laid into the horn, so i slowed down.

I do the same thing to those a@@holes too. I have even debated slamming on my brakes or slamming the car in reverse -- oooops.

FYI, it's @$$holes. You'd actually have to (slam on the brakes OR (slam on the brakes AND slam the car in reverse)), which is a lot of slamming and probably not good for your car, especially the RHS of the statement. I like the slow down method myself, makes for a good rabbit so I can go fast later.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

I hate it when I'm walking on a sidewalk or some type of two-way walkway, and I'm going my direction walking on the right side and in front of me would be like 2-3 ppl talking and they take up the whole sidewalk. And they don't see me or are just too caught in their own conversation that I have to step to the side and walk in the mud/gravel/dirt/etc. Those asshats need to learn to walkin in a vertical line.

oh and if I do keep walking on the side and we bump shoulders...they'll act like i'm at fault.

 

[RayH]

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: LeeTJ
OTOH

i was at a light and it was red so i was naturally stopped. it turned green and i immediately started to pull out, apparently it wasn't fast enough for the moron behind me because he laid into the horn, so i slowed down.

I do the same thing to those a@@holes too. I have even debated slamming on my brakes or slamming the car in reverse -- oooops.

How about this?

 

[KeyserSoze]

I went through that EXACT situation this morning. Some dumb dudes were standing right by an entrance to a hallway, and they were just standing there. You walk up, THINKING that they would move, until you say "excuse me", they don't budge.

Idiots.





KeyserSoze

 

[Toasthead]

i agree...people suck!

 

[LeeTJ]

Originally posted by: KingNothing

Originally posted by: dahunan

Originally posted by: LeeTJ
OTOH

i was at a light and it was red so i was naturally stopped. it turned green and i immediately started to pull out, apparently it wasn't fast enough for the moron behind me because he laid into the horn, so i slowed down.

I do the same thing to those a@@holes too. I have even debated slamming on my brakes or slamming the car in reverse -- oooops.

FYI, it's @$$holes. You'd actually have to (slam on the brakes OR (slam on the brakes AND slam the car in reverse)), which is a lot of slamming and probably not good for your car, especially the RHS of the statement. I like the slow down method myself, makes for a good rabbit so I can go fast later.

Seriously, i was kind of surprised because i tend to drive faster than most and i did my usual take off immediately as the light turned green, if i'd been there 2 or 3 seconds after the light changed i would understand, but i took my foot of the brake and hit the gas immediately and they were honking. WTF is up w/ that kind of stupidity???

 

[sohcrates]

also SALAD BARS

the line is friggin 80 miles long and people seem to lose their minds when they finally get up there (prolly from standing in line) and start acting like it's a social hour...and create these PERFECT salads with an even number of carrots or whatever.

I get my a$$ up there and pile it on and MOVE ALONG!

grrr.....i hate people

 

[Dragnov]

I hate it when people get out of class, and then decide to congregate as soon as they get outside right in fron of the doorway. It makes it incredibly slow to get out of class, and for people to come in.

 

[kt]

I would like to butt in my total agreement about these a$$hats.

 

[spaceman]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Or, the oblivious tool at the supermarket that parks his shopping cart in the middle of the fuggin isle while he decides for 20 minutes which type of peanut butter he wants.

MOVE YOUR DAMN CART AND LET THE REST OF US THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

\\yes and the elderly who just idle

 

[dabuddha]

jesus you mean those stupid morons who just stop walking in the metro terminal? Right in the middle of the walkway, they'll just stop and go braindead

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: kt
I would like to butt in my total agreement about these a$$hats.

Me too. :|

 

[Sukhoi]

I make my own room when walking down hallways, sidewalks, etc. I either push my way through when people are taking up the whole side walk and are going the same direction as me, or make them move aside if I'm walking toward a large group of people.

 

[sohcrates]

Originally posted by: dabuddha
jesus you mean those stupid morons who just stop walking in the metro terminal? Right in the middle of the walkway, they'll just stop and go braindead

so you commute via metro too eh?

*ugh*

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: Huz
What is it with people, usually in duos or trios, congregating in conversation in the absolute worst possible places? Examples - stairwells, right in front of the elevator, directly in front of the soda machine, at a ballpark or stadium blocking an exit, etc. etc. !!!!!! I can't believe how dense people are. I was at a sandwich shop trying to fill my drink just now, and I said "excuse me" probably 3 or 4 times before I finally had to just push these 2 knuckleheads out of the way. Even after I did that they acted like I wasn't even there; still talking. That's not even a bad one though. The worst are at the sporting events when some retard sees somebody from high school and they decide to catch up for the last 20 years right in from of a main exit?

People are so like sheep it's not even funny.

if your impatient punk ass were to push me out of your way, i would knock you the funk out.
because remember this, whatever i am doing is way more important than anything you could possibly be doing, even if i'm doing nothing.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Hammer
argh. i hate that.

same

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
lol reminds me off playing golf in the summer. Me and a Friend were had just finished a hole, and cruised passed these 2 women prolly about in their 40's, prolly snobs (it was a really posh club). So we got to the next hole, and began teeing up. The Women walked right passed us, and right down the middle of the 150 yard of whatever fairway, us standing there in amazement, going wtf. So we were just standing there for 2 minutes waiting to play :disgust:
it was amazing how oblivious some people can be

Targets, they get hit, it's their fault for walking on the fairway.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1

Originally posted by: Hammer
argh. i hate that.

same

*poop* ?

 

[milagro]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
I hate it when I'm walking on a sidewalk or some type of two-way walkway, and I'm going my direction walking on the right side and in front of me would be like 2-3 ppl talking and they take up the whole sidewalk. And they don't see me or are just too caught in their own conversation that I have to step to the side and walk in the mud/gravel/dirt/etc. Those asshats need to learn to walkin in a vertical line.

oh and if I do keep walking on the side and we bump shoulders...they'll act like i'm at fault.

true dat...

maybe everyone just needs to get a walking license.


at least in RTCW when someone blocks a doorway you can just knife the hell out of em...

 

[Konigin]

 

[acidvoodoo]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: acidvoodoo
lol reminds me off playing golf in the summer. Me and a Friend were had just finished a hole, and cruised passed these 2 women prolly about in their 40's, prolly snobs (it was a really posh club). So we got to the next hole, and began teeing up. The Women walked right passed us, and right down the middle of the 150 yard of whatever fairway, us standing there in amazement, going wtf. So we were just standing there for 2 minutes waiting to play :disgust:
it was amazing how oblivious some people can be

Targets, they get hit, it's their fault for walking on the fairway.

was tempting

 

[Aceshigh]

Originally posted by: Hammer
argh. i hate that.