Rant: Door to Door idiots....

[Walleye]

i swear, i get all the damn idiots in the world coming to my door... and every single one of them wants money... grrr.... some jackass came by and said "God has told me that you want to give me money". crap like this. i've also gotten mormons, bible thumpers, muslims (do i look muslim? now honestly...), satanists, jehova's witnesses, idiots of all shape and color coming to my door wanting money. it pisses me off.

(i'm not anti religous, if you read my threads about my beleifs, you'd know this... i have nothing against *most* religons...) anyway, i dont want any more of these jackasses coming to my door.... i tell em no thank you, they dont get the clue. i say please leave, and they take their ever loving time doing so. today i started doing a new method. i started making "satanic sounding" incantations, and hooting at them till they left of their own accord. i hope that's the end of that.

argh. just ranting...

 

[notfred]

Bring a shotgun to the door. "I'm not interested" will become much ore effective.

 

[Encryptic]

God has told me you want to give me money. I accept cash. 😀

I've heard answering the door naked works, as does handing them a bag of fresh poo. 😉

 

[Flatline]

Throwing the poo at them from a second-story window is particularly effective

 

[ClueLis]

Originally posted by: Flatline
Throwing the poo at them from a second-story window is particularly effective

"That's it, run away you English knnnnnnnnnnnnigits."

--French guy, Monty Python and the Holy Gail

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Don't open the door. Problem solved

 

[BruinEd03]

Originally posted by: Walleye
i swear, i get all the damn idiots in the world coming to my door... and every single one of them wants money... grrr.... some jackass came by and said "God has told me that you want to give me money". crap like this. i've also gotten mormons, bible thumpers, muslims (do i look muslim? now honestly...), satanists, idiots of all shape and color coming to my door wanting money. it pisses me off.

(i'm not anti religous, if you read my threads about my beleifs, you'd know this... i have nothing against *most* religons...) anyway, i dont want any more of these jackasses coming to my door.... i tell em no thank you, they dont get the clue. i say please leave, and they take their ever loving time doing so. today i started doing a new method. i started making "satanic sounding" incantations, and hooting at them till they left of their own accord. i hope that's the end of that.

argh. just ranting...

Try a "no soliciting" sign?

-Ed

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: ClueLis

Originally posted by: Flatline
Throwing the poo at them from a second-story window is particularly effective

"That's it, run away you English knnnnnnnnnnnnigits."

--French guy, Monty Python and the Holy Gail

hahahahahaha 😀 well, i thought about emptying my litterbox on them, but unfortunately my front door has a permanant awning type thing over it.. 🙁 😛

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: notfred
Bring a shotgun to the door. "I'm not interested" will become much ore effective.

that could work 😀 18.5 inches... 18 for legal, .5 for bein safe. 😀

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: notfred
Bring a shotgun to the door. "I'm not interested" will become much ore effective.

that could work 😀 18.5 inches... 18 for legal, .5 for bein safe. 😀

Are guys ever happy with what God gave them? 😉

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
God has told me you want to give me money. I accept cash. 😀

I've heard answering the door naked works, as does handing them a bag of fresh poo. 😉

fresh poo would work, but that would require being primed and ready for when the door rings 😛

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: notfred
Bring a shotgun to the door. "I'm not interested" will become much ore effective.

that could work 😀 18.5 inches... 18 for legal, .5 for bein safe. 😀

Are guys ever happy with what God gave them? 😉

well, i'm happy with it, but the question is is the girl happy with it 😉

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Encryptic
God has told me you want to give me money. I accept cash. 😀

I've heard answering the door naked works, as does handing them a bag of fresh poo. 😉

fresh poo would work, but that would require being primed and ready for when the door rings 😛

You mentioned you have a litterbox. Keep it next to the door. 😉

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Encryptic
God has told me you want to give me money. I accept cash. 😀

I've heard answering the door naked works, as does handing them a bag of fresh poo. 😉

fresh poo would work, but that would require being primed and ready for when the door rings 😛

You mentioned you have a litterbox. Keep it next to the door. 😉

my cat is too dumb. she'll poop where the litterbox was, and wont realize it.

 

[Ime]

Try a sign that says: Soliciters will be beaten. Then cross out the "b" in beaten. 😛

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Ime
Try a sign that says: Soliciters will be beaten. Then cross out the "b" in beaten. 😛

tune the doorbell to ring "Fresh Meat..." 😀

 

[isaacmacdonald]

satanists?

 

[Ranger X]

Just say you're not interested and close the door. Simple ...

 

[MaxDepth]

My neighbor has a sign that says, "beware of dog." I have one that says, "beware of god."
Funny, since I put that sign up, the watch tower people haven't been around.

 

[Konigin]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Encryptic
God has told me you want to give me money. I accept cash. 😀

I've heard answering the door naked works, as does handing them a bag of fresh poo. 😉

fresh poo would work, but that would require being primed and ready for when the door rings 😛

I'm never going to stop by your house unannounced.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: isaacmacdonald
satanists?

amazing, isnt it?

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Konigin

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Encryptic
God has told me you want to give me money. I accept cash. 😀

I've heard answering the door naked works, as does handing them a bag of fresh poo. 😉

fresh poo would work, but that would require being primed and ready for when the door rings 😛

I'm never going to stop by your house unannounced.

😀

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Konigin

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Encryptic
God has told me you want to give me money. I accept cash. 😀

I've heard answering the door naked works, as does handing them a bag of fresh poo. 😉

fresh poo would work, but that would require being primed and ready for when the door rings 😛

I'm never going to stop by your house unannounced.

Wow...his plan is working already. 😀

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
My neighbor has a sign that says, "beware of dog." I have one that says, "beware of god."
Funny, since I put that sign up, the watch tower people haven't been around.

dang, i forgot to mention the church of what's happenin'!

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Konigin

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Encryptic
God has told me you want to give me money. I accept cash. 😀

I've heard answering the door naked works, as does handing them a bag of fresh poo. 😉

fresh poo would work, but that would require being primed and ready for when the door rings 😛

I'm never going to stop by your house unannounced.

Wow...his plan is working already. 😀

has it's advantages 😀. immediate results is one 😀