RANT: Don't you hate when someone is walking in front of you

[300MDemon]

You are trying to walk around them but they keep walking in a freaking zigzag so that every direction you walk in they are RIGHT there in front of you. Arrggh!:|

UPDATE:
Cliff's Notes:
This usually happens when I'm in the mall or some other type of shopping center. Doesn't happen as much on the street.

 

[ohtwell]

I've never had that happen, but it would probably irritate me.


: ) Amanda

 

[EvilYoda]

At least I'm not driving when I'm drunk.

 

[xcript]

Smash them with a hammer.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Just push them.

 

[Mr N8]

I've got to work that creeper out, somehow.

 

[anxi80]

be assertive! the street is public domain! just shove them out of the way. then they'll get the message.

 

[Dissipate]

I hate it when like 10 people are all walking side by side down a sidewalk or street and you can't get around them.

 

[Nitemare]

Pee on them

 

[Zysoclaplem]

A slice across their hamstrings would remedy that.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Dissipate
I hate it when like 10 people are all walking side by side down a sidewalk or street and you can't get around them.

just run in between them.

:music: red rover...red rover... :music:

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Pee on them

<Mrs. Doubtfire>Oh sir, I saw it...it was a run-by-peeing!</Mrs. Doubtfire>

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: Dissipate
I hate it when like 10 people are all walking side by side down a sidewalk or street and you can't get around them.

Seriously...grr :|

 

[pyonir]

i hate when you are walking behind someone in a mall or on the sidewalk, and they stop right in the middle of the aisle and look at something, without getting the hell out of the way of the 35 people trying to get by.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

LOL


I hate people who can't FVCKING WALK with any discernible intelligence. I just want to yell at them "SPIT THE GD GUM OUT ALREADY!"

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: pyonir
i hate when you are walking behind someone in a mall or on the sidewalk, and they stop right in the middle of the aisle and look at something, without getting the hell out of the way of the 35 people trying to get by.

They learn after awhile if you run into them

 

[Argo]

I hate it more when a group of 5 or more people walk next to each other in a line, blocking the entire passage.

 

[neutralizer]

Um I do the zigzag... it's more of sine wave though.

I do hate it when slow walking people walk in a line blocking the whole passage.

 

[MustISO]

I hate when people walk too slow and just stop to think about their next move. MOVE the fvck over. Drivers who do this are also on my list.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: pyonir
i hate when you are walking behind someone in a mall or on the sidewalk, and they stop right in the middle of the aisle and look at something, without getting the hell out of the way of the 35 people trying to get by.

They learn after awhile if you run into them

Yep. I'll "accidentally" bump into the dipshits here who think an eight-foot-wide hallway is a good place for a 6-person chat session and won't GET THE FSCK OUT OF THE WAY WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET BY.

This is especially satisfying if they're holding a drink.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: Argo
I hate it more when a group of 5 or more people walk next to each other in a line, blocking the entire passage.

Or what about an on-coming clump of pedestrians that are trying to have some sort of group discussion while using up the entire sidewalk!?!?!? In this case, if you simple avoid looking at them at all, they will almost certainly move out of your way.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: pyonir
i hate when you are walking behind someone in a mall or on the sidewalk, and they stop right in the middle of the aisle and look at something, without getting the hell out of the way of the 35 people trying to get by.

They learn after awhile if you run into them

Yep. I'll "accidentally" bump into the dipshits here who think an eight-foot-wide hallway is a good place for a 6-person chat session and won't GET THE FSCK OUT OF THE WAY WHEN PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO GET BY.

This is especially satisfying if they're holding a drink.

Or fill some test tubes with water and spill it on them as you are going by...

 

[anxi80]

as far as the group talking, blocking a path, i see this a lot also! especially at a bar or something, when there's a conglomerate of them standing right next to the pool table!! 'oh, your gonna take this shot for me?' 'uhh, no' 'well then get the fsck out of my way!!!' :|

 

[imported_Papi]

do you americans not know what a bodycheck is?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: yayo
do you americans not know what a bodycheck is?

As that similar to a Jimmy Superfly Flying body check?