Rant against Miracle Whip

[shocksyde]

We're gonna need a pole to settle this.

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: nkgreen
Hellman's or nothing.

Wrong. Duke's is the best store bought mayo.

 

[compman25]

Miracle Whip :thumbsup:

 

[PottedMeat]

In what 'salad' does Miracle Whip count as 'salad dressing'?

That stuff is vile, I left a jar of it ( my roommates left it ) open on top of a fence during the summer. It diddn't decay, or mold, or even make a smell after a few weeks. It just kinda turned clear. I bet that crap is processed from Satan's ejaculate.

 

[CorCentral]

Here's a poll I did last mth in OT on the subject.

Mayonnaise wins 2.4 to 1 over Miracle Whip

 

[Casawi]

Agree

 

[adairusmc]

On a scale of 1 to 10, with Kim Chee being the ultimate in disgusting at 10, and 1 being a huge perfectly cooked ribeye, Miracle whip is a solid 11

 

[Whisper]

Mayo in general is pretty disgusting. Mustard and ketchup are where it's at.

 

[Descartes]

I use an Omega-3 mayo with flax seed oil. It's delicious, and healthier than your normal mayo.

 

[Throckmorton]

Miracle Whip is better than that eggy paste called mayonnaise

 

[CraKaJaX]

Straight up mayo. Hell with that fake garbage.

 

[Farang]

Yea I tried making my sandwiches healthier and that stuff just tastes like ass.. I just don't put either of them on anymore. If anyone wants a free thing of Miracle Whip give me shipping and it is yours.

 

[FoBoT]

I :heart: Miracle Whip

 

[gamepad]

This should be moved to P&N.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

HELLMANS FTW

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: dighn
I <3 you

Fixed.

 

[Gothgar]

ROFL

10/10

 

[Tooncesthedrivingcat]

Hellmans just 2 good FTW!

2 grams of fat bitches

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: Pale Rider
This forum is dead.

Its not dead ... it just smells funny.

 

[HannibalX]

I make my own mayo...