Rant against college students who....

[Pulsar]

Is a traditional student and just starting school in their 18s, 19s, and even 20s. I have no problem with you going to school as I am in the same boat as you but please STFU. You don't know it all and stop opening your mouth pretending to know it all every time the professor speaks. Holy shit that's annoying, not only it makes you look dumb pretending to know everything, you are a loser trying to compete with everyone else.

I got this 18 year old guy in my class who's one of those "one-upper" kind of guy. Loves to talk and brag about himself and how great he is. Throwing his age left and right about being a recently graduated high school student and how he hates people different than him and looks for things to bitch about, blah blah blah. He actually sounded like a 4 year old kid the more he talks now that I think about it.

We're having a discussion about invasion of privacy via airport security cameras being able to see through clothing, this 18 year old girl was literally yelling and screaming against this old guy on how it is. Meanwhile everyone else in the class just look at each other with disgust as to why this idiotic kid won't STFU.

Moral of the story is, If you're young, try to wait for your balls to drop and get some maturity. Losers.
That is all.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You hardly changed anything, meaning there is no wit to be found in your pathetic parody. 0/10.

 

[MotF Bane]

Terrible parody. 0/10.

 

[Pulsar]

Doh. I'll do better next time. I was enjoying the irony of a young kid talking about annoying people more than I was worried about changing the first post. I'll work on it.

 

[gaidensensei]

Gotta work on attracting your audience and believing yours is the real thread. 🙂
+0.5 for effort.

 

[The_Dude8]

at least include some pictures of the young hot female students you're bitching about. 🙂

 

[PrinceofWands]

You beat me to it, but your parody-fu is weak. I actually have a valid rant. 😎

 

[Kroze]

Nice try gramp.