Rant about my roommates dumbass girlfriend

[mrrman]

pics or ban!!!

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I smell a DP in the works.

you rang?

:laugh:

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Hi. My name is Taylor Rain, and I'm here to do a DP.

didn't some guy on something awful claim she was his step sister or half sister and that he had an awkward thanksgiving?

I believe that was Kacey.

I think you're right, and I seem to recall a thread like that from here, not from SA (I'm not a member of SA).

hmm, anyone got a link? I wouldn't mind reading that

 

[StageLeft]

My guess is you rub off about twice/week to her. Admit it.

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: DEMO24

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Hi. My name is Taylor Rain, and I'm here to do a DP.

didn't some guy on something awful claim she was his step sister or half sister and that he had an awkward thanksgiving?

I believe that was Kacey.

I think you're right, and I seem to recall a thread like that from here, not from SA (I'm not a member of SA).

hmm, anyone got a link? I wouldn't mind reading that

This was a very difficult Thanksgiving

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: DEMO24

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Hi. My name is Taylor Rain, and I'm here to do a DP.

didn't some guy on something awful claim she was his step sister or half sister and that he had an awkward thanksgiving?

I believe that was Kacey.

I think you're right, and I seem to recall a thread like that from here, not from SA (I'm not a member of SA).

hmm, anyone got a link? I wouldn't mind reading that

This was a very difficult Thanksgiving

Thanks for the link! Here, you earned a

That thread is gold so far. My favorite comment so far is:

I'VE SEEN YOUR SISTER gently caress A MIDGET! (That's the second time today I've said that. )

Also, this would be hilarious if true. but I just can't see it. So jaded.

 

[BigToque]

I can't believe this got so many replies

While you could make an argument that I'm jealous, and to some small degree I probably am (I haven't had a GF in a while), I just flat out don't like this girl.

She's here ALL the time. Six days a week at least. She's loud, annoying and an idiot. She has no attention span. She'll have 5 different thoughts a minute and you never actually have a conversation about any of them.

With any other girl, I'd probably admit to being jealous, but in this case I really just don't like her. For me that's rare. I usually get along with most people.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: BigToque
I can't believe this got so many replies

While you could make an argument that I'm jealous, and to some small degree I probably am (I haven't had a GF in a while), I just flat out don't like this girl.

She's here ALL the time. Six days a week at least. She's loud, annoying and an idiot. She has no attention span. She'll have 5 different thoughts a minute and you never actually have a conversation about any of them.

With any other girl, I'd probably admit to being jealous, but in this case I really just don't like her. For me that's rare. I usually get along with most people.

No one said you had to talk to her. Just that you should be tapping that ass. Maybe you, her, and your roomie settle down one evening with a few bottles of whiskey and see where things progress. Just don't cross the streams. It would be bad. As in, "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light" kind-of bad.

Chinese Fingerpuzzle FTW!

 

[Zee]

how does she look though?

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: DEMO24

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: daniel1113

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Hi. My name is Taylor Rain, and I'm here to do a DP.

didn't some guy on something awful claim she was his step sister or half sister and that he had an awkward thanksgiving?

I believe that was Kacey.

I think you're right, and I seem to recall a thread like that from here, not from SA (I'm not a member of SA).

hmm, anyone got a link? I wouldn't mind reading that

This was a very difficult Thanksgiving

HAHA....that is awesome! Bang Bros....LOL

Dude, I've totally seen your half-sister's vagina.

LMAO!

Your wife is going to find one of her movies and be blown away and talk to her and learn some of her secrets to spice up your love life and then you are going to love your half sister forever like most of us already do and some of us already have.

lol

 

[Xavier434]

Of all things to cry about when it comes to roommates, my sympathy does not go out to those where their roommates bring hot chicks around all the time....even if they are annoying.

 

[Canai]

Just walk around naked. She'll get the hint, or you'll get the threesome.

 

[mordantmonkey]

i've been on the other side of this coin, and let me tell you he has a right to be annoyed. It is pretty obvious by the circumstances that this is a sex only affair. as such her personality doesn't enter into the equation for the roommate... (annoying personality <= sex) however for the OP sex never factors in and he is left having to deal with an air-headed bimbo.

solution? suck it up. what the hell do you care? he doesn't ask you to interact with her. what do you care who your roommate is fucking?

btw, you can be guaranteed that her annoyingness is proportional to the quality of the sex. otherwise he would have cut her loose long ago.
If she's as annoying as you say, then you should be trying to hit it.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Instructional booklet.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: JoeKing
tell your roommate you signed on for one roommate, not two...

or start being really mean to her (meanest thing to do to a girl like that is completely ignore her) and she should start going away.

no way, telling a girl she's fat will def make her cry