Rant about my roommates dumbass girlfriend

[BigToque]

My friend met some girl over the internet about a year ago and while they're not actually "dating" she's over here every single day.

My friend doesn't care about having a relationship with this girl because he just sleeps with her. He never has to go see her and she just comes to him. (He's 26 and she's 20)

She's dumber than a brick and infinitely annoying.

Every word out of her mouth is either a swear, "like" or talking about "the OC" or some other show that she follows like a religion.

Worst off, while she has a "friendly personality, she's not friendly at all which is what ticks me off the most.

...

 

[michaels]

you want to hit it

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: michaels
you want to hit it

word

If you were taggin' it you'd be making a thread about the opposite

 

[JoeKing]

tell your roommate you signed on for one roommate, not two...

or start being really mean to her (meanest thing to do to a girl like that is completely ignore her) and she should start going away.

 

[tfinch2]

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

 

[needalife]

oh jealousy!

 

[SleepWalkerX]

introduce yourself and start having serious discussions about the oc. maybe then your roommate won't be the only one tappin that.

 

[pyonir]

Pics?

 

[Skeeedunt]

Your roommate is a pimp. You should take notes.

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: michaels
you want to hit it

word

If you were taggin' it you'd be making a thread about the opposite

haha

This girl is far too annoying to even consider it. My friend doesn't seem to care though...

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: michaels
you want to hit it

Originally posted by: needalife
oh jealousy!

Originally posted by: pyonir
Pics?

TTIWWP

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: SleepWalkerX
introduce yourself and start having serious discussions about the oc. maybe then your roommate won't be the only one tappin that.

Threesome FTW!

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

I smell a DP in the works.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I smell a DP in the works.

That can't be a pleasant smell.

 

[CorCentral]

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I smell a DP in the works.

That can't be a pleasant smell.

Dilapidated Pussy?
adj. -- Having fallen into a state of disrepair or deterioration, as through neglect; broken-down and shabby.

Hell if I know what DP stands for. What do you guys call it? **LOL**

 

[electronicmaji]

Oh mingy!

 

[Bill Brasky]

Easy. Dominate the remote and blast SportsCenter. She'll be board out of her mind and with you ignoring her, she'll leave 100% of the time.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: CorCentral

Originally posted by: Savij

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I smell a DP in the works.

That can't be a pleasant smell.

Dilapidated Pussy?
adj. -- Having fallen into a state of disrepair or deterioration, as through neglect; broken-down and shabby.

Hell if I know what DP stands for. What do you guys call it? **LOL**

Hi. My name is Taylor Rain, and I'm here to do a DP.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85

Hi. My name is Taylor Rain, and I'm here to do a DP.

didn't some guy on something awful claim she was his step sister or half sister and that he had an awkward thanksgiving?

 

[dquan97]

pics?

 

[WombRaider]

:camera:s?

 

[manlymatt83]

TTIWWP

 

[Turfzilla]

Originally posted by: Skeeedunt
Your roommate is a pimp. You should take notes.

Agreed. Ask your roomate is shes up for a DT!!


Cheers!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

You are just jealous he's getting all that young, hot & dumb poon without having to get off his lazy ass and actually take her out. His sexual prowess makes you feel inadequate and this makes you a sad masturbating bear.

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
You are just jealous he's getting all that young, hot & dumb poon without having to get off his lazy ass and actually take her out. His sexual prowess makes you feel inadequate and this makes you a sad masturbating bear.

:laugh:X100