Random simspon quote of the day

[brunswickite]

Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up

Homer: Good for you son. Giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever do. Have a dollar.

Lisa: But he didn't do anything!

Homer: Didn't he Lisa, didn't he ..............


just saw that episode and decided to share it, kept me laughing for a while

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

lol

 

[PsychoAndy]

The internet? They have that on computers now?

-PAB

 

[brunswickite]

oh and i was laughing so hard i spelled title wronf.

 

[mpitts]

Bury me.. at Makeout Creek..

 

[brunswickite]

Do we sell Frennch Friiieeees???? grandpa simpson wokring at the krusty burger

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

"The goggles, they do nothing!"

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
"The goggles, they do nothing!"

Actually, it is:

"My eyes.. The goggles do nothing!"

 

[Deeko]

Duffman can't die, only the actors that play him

 

[shiner]

It tastes like burning