random questions that you ask to strangers.

[deustroop]

If and only if its a she ( one cannot be too careful these days), curvacious and half my age, then its " I guess a blow job is out of the question "?

 

[Pohemi]

You were closer, but it was actually Ice Cube.

Yep, I guess my memberberries are breaking. It was indeed Cube.

 

[BurnItDwn]

When is the baby due?

fat guys like me just laugh, but, fat women get REALLY pissed off.

 

[Red Squirrel]

When is the baby due?

fat guys like me just laugh, but, fat women get REALLY pissed off.

I googled a health issue I was having once, and it said I'm either pregnant, or I have diabetes. I really got worried because I am just not ready for the responsibility of raising a child.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I googled a health issue I was having once, and it said I'm either pregnant, or I have diabetes. I really got worried because I am just not ready for the responsibility of raising a child.

A litter of baby red squirrels would raise hell, destroy all the bird feeders in your whole neighborhood.

 

[JEDI]

I googled a health issue I was having once, and it said I'm either pregnant, or I have diabetes. I really got worried because I am just not ready for the responsibility of raising a child.

i thought you couldnt get preggers that way?
now i have to check on my virgin niece that visited me recently.
hmm...

 

[pete6032]

What year is it, and what continent is this?

What year is this? 2021 you say? And has the war started yet?

 

[feralkid]

Surely not everyone could have been kung fu fighting. Could they?

That's a little bit frightening.

 

[Spacehead]

I usually take Dio's advice...

i thought you couldnt get preggers that way?
now i have to check on my virgin niece that visited me recently.
hmm...

Lolo's your niece?

 

[BoomerD]

No matter which Park, Monument, or Forest I am visiting, I ask where to find the trail to Old Faithful. I had a park ranger at a state park in the Black Hills, SD pull out the park map and look for it.

At the Grand Canyon, I asked a ranger to point out Half Dome. She didn't bite. It was still fun.
"Can you point out Half Dome for me."
"No, that's at Yosemite."
"Oh, so we can't see it from here?"
"No."
My traveling companions were ready to throw themselves into the canyon in embarrassment.

LOL...when we visited Yellowstone in 2016, we saw just about every kind of animal...except moose.
I asked one of the rangers where they were displaying the moose today...without blinking, he said, "oh, he's down in Grand Teton Park todayl. He'll be back here next week."
Nice to meet one who had a good sense of humor.

 

[Muse]

LOL...when we visited Yellowstone in 2016, we saw just about every kind of animal...except moose.
I asked one of the rangers where they were displaying the moose today...without blinking, he said, "oh, he's down in Grand Teton Park todayl. He'll be back here next week."
Nice to meet one who had a good sense of humor.

You didn't ask about the elephants?

 

[BoomerD]

You didn't ask about the elephants?

Is you stoopid? The elephants were on strike.

 

[Muse]

Is you stoopid? The elephants were on strike.

I wouldn't mess with an angry elephant. They have lots of grievances.

 

[IronWing]

I wouldn't mess with an angry elephant. They have lots of grievances.

Random info learned from that other thread:

Capture of Delhi (1398)
The battle took place on 17 December 1398. Sultan Nasir-ud-Din Mahmud Shah Tughluq and the army of Mallu Iqbal had war elephants armored with chain mail and poison on their tusks. As his Tatar forces were afraid of the elephants, Timur ordered his men to dig a trench in front of their positions. Timur then loaded his camels with as much wood and hay as they could carry. When the war elephants charged, Timur set the hay on fire and prodded the camels with iron sticks, causing them to charge at the elephants, howling in pain: Timur had understood that elephants were easily panicked. Faced with the strange spectacle of camels flying straight at them with flames leaping from their backs, the elephants turned around and stampeded back toward their own lines. Timur capitalized on the subsequent disruption in the forces of Nasir-ud-Din Mahmud Shah Tughluq, securing an easy victory. Nasir-ud-Din Mahmud Shah Tughluq fled with remnants of his forces. Delhi was sacked and left in ruins. Before the battle for Delhi, Timur executed 100,000 captives.

 

[kage69]

Random info learned from that other thread:

Interesting. The Indian version of Roman war pigs I guess.

I want to say I read somewhere that the Romans dealt with elephants by throwing buckets of pig or horse blood at them. The smell caused them to bolt I guess.

 

[kage69]

I wouldn't mess with an angry elephant. They have lots of grievances.

Yeah don't be around for that airing. Any pissed off elephant is bad news, but a bull in musth is in it's own category of angry destruction. It's like they're on steroids, meth and Viagra, all at once.