Random One Liners

[SOSTrooper]

It's time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and I lost both legs in the war.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: SOSTrooper
It's time to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum, and I lost both legs in the war.

I thought it was, Its time to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum.

 

[CurtCold]

"If and's and buts, candy canes and nuts, but we all still get presents for christmas"

 

[Cyberian]

Originally posted by: TheOmegaCode
No, it makes no sense, schizophrenics do not have multiple personalities. Maybe you're referring to dissociative personality disorder...

Any idea why 'schizophrenia' has come to mean multiple personalities in common usage?