Art. Lebedev Constitution
We, the Team of the Art. Lebedev Studio, hereby proclaim that:
1. The Universe is designed for creation, and the Art. Lebedev Studio is its center. Therefore, the Studio's flag, anthem and logo are Universal Insignias, which inspire the Universe to serve the needs and free spirit of the Team.
2. The Art. Lebedev domain expands onto the entire territory of the studio, including the kitchen and the doormat.
3. The Studio is extremely liberal towards all confessions and creeds, and neither one of the existing beliefs may dominate above others. It is strictly prohibited to make fun of those members of the Team who keep religious fasts or stick pins into pokemons.
4. Any activity corrupting the free Team spirit, threatening the Team's safety, provoking all kinds of racial, national, religious or sexual discrimination and harassment, as well as support of terrorist operations and money laundering are strictly prohibited.
5. All members of the Team are equal in their freedoms and rights, despite of their sex, sexual orientation, race, nationality, social background and status, religious beliefs, lifestyle preferences, OS used, hairstyle, favorite football team, number of body parts (whether pierced or not) and other physical, mental and cultural differences.
6. The men, women, cats and managers inhabiting the Studio are equal in their freedoms and rights and in the choice of executing such.
7. No member of the Team shall become subject to torture, violence, defragmentation and compression and other forms of severe disrespect humiliating to human dignity. Any medical, scientific and other experiments may be applied strictly upon the subjects' voluntary resolution.
8. The Team members may socialize at conferences, meetings, get-togethers, parties, booze-ups, rallies, demonstrations, processions, parades and riots, as long as they remain unarmed and behave themselves.
9. The Studio shall not, in any way, take advantage of and disclose information about the private lives of its Team members without their approval. The Team members, on their part, shall not take advantage of and disclose any inside information. In times of doubt, the Studio's management shall offer guidance and support.
10. Every Team member is provided with a personal computer connected to the Internet. Chair, table lamp and post-it pad enclosed.
11. Every Team member has the right to feed himself. The right of feeding oneself, in particular, includes the right of an everyday free lunch and coffee, as well as free access to the kettle, fridge and tableware. Second helping requests are to be considered in due course.
12. Every Team member has the right to take a nap on the premises. For such purposes a special sofa is provided, while toothpaste and pajamas are not.
13. Every Team member has the right to work overtime, twice overtime and thrice overtime.
14. Every Team member has the right to work six days a week.
15. Every Team member has the right to meet sunrise at his working place.
16. Every Team member has the right for a high salary, paid in full and in time. Every Team member also has the right to disclose the information on the amount of his salary to third parties, but only once, since the member's vacancy opens consequently.
17. Every Team member has the right to cultivate the team spirit in the Studio's cat.
18. Every Team member has the right to furnish his working place in accordance with his needs, desires and fancy. Should a Team member require a zip drive, an ergonomic keyboard, a Braille display, a set of green floppies, a matrix printer and a nude Britney poster for further work efficiency, his written request shall be considered and fulfilled at the expense of the Studio.
19. Every Team member must respect every Other Team member's possessions, as well as the Studio's property. Intentional seizure of other Team members' ash-trays, coffee mugs, teaspoons, artificial plants and tomato plantations, as well as other individual property is strictly prohibited. One's interest or need in another's possessions can be satisfied after an oral request.
20. The studio team members are family. We treat each other with respect, and hold each others' dreads, piercing, make-up, t-shirts with provocative slogans, bunny slippers and other oddities in high esteem.
21. We take pride in being team members of the Art. Lebedev Studio. In friendship we trust, in design we unite. Design will save the World!
. This one is in english at least. The other page was in russian. 
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