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Raciest joke

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Greenman

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander and a Californian) , an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and even a Saudi and 12 Africans walk into a fine restaurant .....

"I'm sorry," says the maître d’ - scrutinizing the group one by one and barring their entrance –



"You can't come in here without a Thai."
 
And no Russian around, or Belgian out loud! Plus, we don't serve Chile!
 
Greenman said:
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner, a New Englander and a Californian) , an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and even a Saudi and 12 Africans walk into a fine restaurant .....

"I'm sorry," says the maître d’ - scrutinizing the group one by one and barring their entrance –



"You can't come in here without a Thai."
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Reported for making fun of me.
 
What does racy has to do anything with this joke?

raciest superlative of rac·y (Adjective)

Adjective:
  • Lively, entertaining, and sexually titillating.
  • (of a wine, flavor, etc.) Having a characteristic quality in a high degree.
 
busydude said:
What does racy has to do anything with this joke?

raciest superlative of rac·y (Adjective)

Adjective:
  • Lively, entertaining, and sexually titillating.
  • (of a wine, flavor, etc.) Having a characteristic quality in a high degree.
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My bad, I picked the first choice out of auto-correct.

Now GET OUT OF MY THREAD! (shakes fist vigorously).
 
busydude said:
What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?
A major crack problem
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You're terrible at jokes.
Apollo 13 was disabled by an an explosion; not caused by or resulting in a "crack".

Now if Whitney Houston had suffered an internal explosion which blew off a whole panel from her service module, disabling her fuel cells and forcing her to return to Earth using free return trajectory, while employing her LEM as a lifeboat, despite it having never been designed for that purpose...........well you'd probably still suck at telling jokes.



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wty said:
I didn't get it too : an RBM trolling,what's the meaning of it?

Sorry,English is not my first language,and I don't think in English.
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How old are you and from what country?

Because if you don't speak English and just respond "i don't get it" every time you don't understand something in English... well we've got another poster who's already got that shtick.
 
DixyCrat said:
How old are you and from what country?

Because if you don't speak English and just respond "i don't get it" every time you don't understand something in English... well we've got another poster who's already got that shtick.
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That's only because you used "an RBM trolling",and that's the phrase I can't find in any dictionary.
Could you tell me which dictionary has "an RBM trolling".
 
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