But seriously, the 5800 is uhhh a joke compared to similarly priced 9700 and 9800s.
I've owned and used all three Zephyr, have you?
Since you don't seem to know much about video cards, let me help you:
5800U faster than 9800Pro 256MB at Doom3
5800U as fast as 9700Pro at UT2003, at the 2 usable resolutions
5800U faster at Q3 than 9700Pro
5800U faster than 9700 Pro 2/3 resolutions at Jedi Knight 2
5800U basically tied with 9700Pro at Commanche
So ...uhhhhhh...Zephyr...uhhhhhh......why ...does...uhhhhhh....Anand's testing.....uhhhhh......seem to say the 5800Ultra is equal to the 9700Pro .....and....uhhh....you say...it's..uhhhh....seriously....uhhh...a joke?
Damnit. Here's one of those damn conundrums college never prepped me for:
On one hand I've got the "most knowledgeable" trio of Zephyr, Sneaky Stuff, and Shminu saying my 5800Ultra is a "joke". They have probably never seen one.
On the other hand, I've got this Anand Lai Shrimpi guy who run this site showing it's about equal to it's competition, the 9700 Ultra.
On top of all this, I've got my own long term eperience with all three cards, which seems to agree with that guy Anand: the 5800U is about the same as my 9700Pro was, and a bit less than my 9800Pro was.
I don't know if we'll ever be able to know the answer to this mystery: who to believe, Anand and personal experience, or the 3 "wise" men.
Perhaps there is only one conclusion that can be drawn:
My 5800U has over double the pixel and texel fillrate, more memory bandwidth, and much higher performance than Sneaky Stuff's 5700U, and cost me about the same as his 5700 U cost. Yet Sneaky for some reason thinks the far superior 5800 U is no good.
Fear not Sneaky. My four year old will get the 5800U soon, and I'll buy a nV40 or R420, then you can respect my video card again.