R u drunk?

tjaisv

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I wuz just wondering, becuz i've had a few dozen Mikes Hard Lemonades and wuz just wondering...how do u TRULY feel right now? Please tell me.
 

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Originally posted by: tjaisv
I wuz just wondering, becuz i've had a few dozen Mikes Hard Lemonades and wuz just wondering...how do u TRULY feel right now? Please tell me.
You're not drunk, you're on a sugar high.
 

IEC

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Originally posted by: tjaisv
I wuz just wondering, becuz i've had a few dozen Mikes Hard Lemonades and wuz just wondering...how do u TRULY feel right now? Please tell me.

Do you really think 5% alcopops would make you intoxicated? I call shens on a few dozen, because you'd have thrown up from drinking too much acidic fluid by then...

And you'd sober up more quickly than you'd get drunk.