R. Kelly starts #askrkelly on Twitter. Hilarity ensues

[Jodell88]

Link is probably NSFW. I have adblock and noscript on, so I'm not actually sure.

http://hiphopwired.com/2013/12/10/r-kelly-askrkelly-black-twitter/

Edit. Since some members can't view twitter.

#AskRKelly In order to get things hot & fresh out the kitchen, what temperature do you recommend for the oven?

need to get my niece an xmas present. what are elementary-age girls into this year? ? @rkelly #askrkelly

Why aren't women your age attractive to you? What made yu marry Aaliyah when she was 15? Why wasn't "make me love her" a single? #AskRKelly

#AskRKelly what is your preferred beverage before you pee on a girl?

#AskRKelly are you still the greatest.........statutory rapist????

Did you borrow that backpack from your girlfriend? Did you give it back before class started? #AskRKelly pic.twitter.com/9LCwBLVz2F


Do you write love letters in the form of permission slips? #AskRKelly

 

[Jimzz]

Hahahaha... I can't see twitter at work but I can only guess how bad the questions are.

 

[Markbnj]

"On a scale of blue ivy to willow smith what's the oldest female you would date?"

Haha, I can't believe his publicist thought this was a good idea.

 

[smackababy]

I can't see twitter or the site the OP linked, but I can only imagine how bad it is.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

C'mon good Anand friends... quote some for those of us that are NSFW Inquiring minds want to know.... for education...

[Shifty Eyes]

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

"On a scale of blue ivy to willow smith what's the oldest female you would date?"

Haha, I can't believe his publicist thought this was a good idea.

Haha, I can't believe you thought hip-hop stars are smart enough to think of hiring a publicist.

 

[KeithTalent]

This is like that JP Morgan one, or whatever company it was. That was hilarious.

KT

 

[corwin]

C'mon good Anand friends... quote some for those of us that are NSFW

 

[Theb]

It's amazing to me that this keeps happening. There are people whose entire job is getting (good) publicity and yet no one apparently asks:
1. Has this been done before and how did it go?
2. Is there any reason the Internet might transform into piranha mode?

 

[QueBert]

Haha, I can't believe you thought hip-hop stars are smart enough to think of hiring a publicist.

Um, R Kelly's an R&B singer not a hip-hop star, the 2 aren't even close.

 

[smackababy]

Can't see anything from that host. =(

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

blocked URLs :$

Can't see anything from that host. =(

Same =/

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Um, R Kelly's an R&B singer not a hip-hop star, the 2 aren't even close.

Right.... Keep telling yourself that chump.

And thats why this quoted news story is from hiphopwired.com

 

[corwin]

Try these

 

[HN]

#AskRKelly what is your preferred beverage before you pee on a girl?

holy sht, that just made me spit out the beverage i was gonna use :biggrin:

 

[corwin]

And here's the original 4

 

[Theb]

I can't navigate the site. It's getting hammered right now.

Which they deserve for putting each tweet on a separate page.

 

[HN]

Um, R Kelly's an R&B singer not a hip-hop star, the 2 aren't even close.

Tell that to hiphopwired.com, where the story was posted from OP

 

[corwin]

I can't navigate the site. It's getting hammered right now.

Which they deserve for putting each tweet on a separate page.

Probably quite a bit of hot linking going on too:whiste:

 

[BikeJunkie]

Who in their RIGHT FUCKING MIND thought that this would go well. Go well for R Kelly that is... it's going great for everyone else.

 

[QueBert]

Right.... Keep telling yourself that chump.

And thats why this quoted news story is from hiphopwired.com

That's great and all, but he sings. hip-hop is rapping, he doesn't rap because he sings. I just went there and the main page had a story about President Barack Obama, does that make him hip-hop too? I also see an article about football legend Jim Brown, I think you get my point? Just because he's black doesn't automatically make a person like R Kelly hip-hop.

I know that's probably hard to comprehend for you though.

They even have a story about Eli Manning, now that I think about it you don't get more hip-hop than the Manning brothers. So maybe you are right...

 

[waggy]

damn some of them are harsh.

 

[corwin]

damn some of them are harsh.

Reality's a bitch:\

 

[SagaLore]

It's amazing to me that this keeps happening. There are people whose entire job is getting (good) publicity and yet no one apparently asks:
1. Has this been done before and how did it go?
2. Is there any reason the Internet might transform into piranha mode?

It's the same reason we continue to see teacher's getting caught with their students. NOBODY learns, the human race is doomed to repeat all of its collective mistakes.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Fuck man, I'm glad the office is only halfway full for the holidays for laughs like this...