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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we?d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. - Gandalf
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare
and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
It's the best deal man has ever made"
- M. Facklam
Procrastination is like masturbation.... it's all good until you realize you are just fu*king yourself.....
-Unknown
"I don't believe in God. My god is patriotism. Teach a man to be a good
citizen and you have solved the problem of life."
-Andrew Carnegie
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. Henri Bergson
"Without education, we are in a
horrible and deadly danger of taking
educated people seriously."
-- G.K. Chesterton
"First they arrested the Communists -- but I was not a Communist, so I did nothing. Then they came for the Social Democrats, but I was not a Social Democrat, so I did nothing. Then they arrested the trade unionists -- and I did nothing because I was not one. And then they came for the Jews and the Catholics, but I was neither a Jew nor a Catholic and I did nothing. At last they came and arrested me -- and there was no one left to do anything about it."
- Rev Martin Niemoller (Nazi Prison Survivor)
Doh! ? Homer Simpson
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
Albert Einstein
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Matt Groening
Men have two major organs, the brain and the penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Eric Idle
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
HL Mencken
"Anything, right or wrong, can be justified, with enough time and reasons, right or wrong."
"It used to be that I was afraid of dying alone. Now, more than anything else, I fear living alone." -Thomas Anthony Perez, Sr.
Millions cried
Millions died
and still the sun rose
Reality is an illusion, albeit a persistant one. - Al Einstein
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. "
- Galileo Galilei
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. "
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
"I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it. "
- Steven Wright
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. "
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon
"I am become death, shatterer of worlds. "
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)
"If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?"
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