Quotes from the Gipper - soul food for conservatives!

heartsurgeon

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I came across these quotes from President Reagan, and thought those of you who read might enjoy them as much as I did:


1) The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take a civil-service exam.
2) Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
3) Millions of individuals making their own decisions in the marketplace will always allocate resources better than any centralized government planning process.
4) How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
5) If I could paraphrase a well-known statement by Will Rogers that he never met a man he didn't like - I'm afraid we have some people around here who never met a tax they didn't like.
6) Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate, as far as possible, the need for its own existence.
7) My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. (Said during a radio microphone test, 1984)
8) We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
9) Republicans believe every day is 4th of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15.
10) The years ahead will be great ones for our country, for the cause of freedom and the spread of civilization. The West will not contain Communism, it will transcend Communism. We will not bother to denounce it, we'll dismiss it as a sad, bizarre chapter in human history whose last pages are even now being written.
11) The best social program is a productive job for anyone who's willing to work.
12) Excellence demands competition. Without a race there can be no champion, no records broken, no excellence--in education or in any other walk of life.
13) The American dream is not that every man must be level with every other man. The American dream is that every man must be free to become whatever God intends he should become.
14) General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
15) We're the party that wants to see an America in which people can still get rich.
16) The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
17) I hope we have once again reminded people that man is not free unless government is limited. There's a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts.
18) A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
19) I hope you're all Republicans. (to surgeons as he entered the operating room following his assassination attempt)
20) Our friends in the other party will never forgive us for our success, and are doing everything in their power to rewrite history. Listening to the liberals, you'd think that the 1980s were the worst period since the Great Depression, filled with suffering and despair. I don't know about you, but I'm getting awfully tired of the whining voices from the White House these days. They're claiming there was a decade of greed and neglect, but you and I know better than that. We were there.

my favorite is #19 - go figure!

 

Bowfinger

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1. ?Facts are stupid things.?

2. "I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."

3. "A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?"

4. "Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."

5. "All the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk."

6. "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." (Oops. Didn't know that mike was live.)

7. "Well, I learned a lot....I went down to (Latin America) to find out from them and (learn) their views. You'd be surprised. They're all individual countries"

8. "It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas."

9. "You know, if I listened to him long enough, I would be convinced that we're in an economic downturn, and that people are homeless, and people are going without food and medical attention, and that we've got to do something about the unemployed."

10. "We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years."

11. "If there has to be a bloodbath then let's get it over with." (re. campus protests)

12. "How are you, Mr. Mayor? I'm glad to meet you. How are things in your city?" ?greeting Samual Pierce, his secretary of Housing and Urban Development, during a White House reception for mayors

13. "My name is Ronald Reagan. What's yours?" ?introducing himself after delivering a prep school commencement address. The individual responded, "I'm your son, Mike," to which Reagan replied, "Oh, I didn't recognize you."

14. "Politics is just like show business. You have a hell of an opening, coast for a while, and then have a hell of a close."

15. "I have no recollection ..." "I do not recall" (repeated endlessly during the Iran-Contra investigation)

16. Ketchup is a vegetable (proposed new school lunch nutrition requirements)

17. Wear sunscreen (to alleviate the problem with our vanishing ozone layer)
 

Bowfinger

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Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
yep...another tolerant liberal mocking a ill person...
I'm so sorry. Other than your obvious zealotry, I didn't realize you were ill.

Get well soon.
 

BaliBabyDoc

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I don't get your point, heartsurgeon. Did you chastise people that mocked Uday and Qusai after they were killed? In your eyes Reagan was a great man and a great president (that's my impression but correct me if I'm wrong). As someone who was quite young during the Reagan years I also thought Reagan was a great president though not necessarily a great man. As I reflect on the totality of his 8 years, I find him to be a decent man (like most men) and a mediocre president.

I fully support your right to honor those you admire but be prepared to face the flipside of the coin. The real Reagan (not a Noonan or D'Souza caricature) as chronicled by Lou Cannon is a mixed bag.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
yep...another tolerant liberal mocking a ill person...
Should he wait for Reagan to die before he mocks what Reagan said when he had all his facilities?:confused:
 

Moonbeam

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Those are some great lines I agree. Here are a couple that jumped out at me:

12) Excellence demands competition. Without a race there can be no champion, no records broken, no excellence--in education or in any other walk of life.

13) The American dream is not that every man must be level with every other man. The American dream is that every man must be free to become whatever God intends he should become.

I believe that science, real psychological science that can only occur when the investigator is himself a conscious part of the experiment, will one day categorically understand that competition is hostility. In the Trobriand Islands and Pacific generally, I think, long ago more than now, school children would all raise their hands to answer questions, or none. Their instance was to do things together rather than to differentiate themselves. This I think is the real nature of man, man as he is free from put down and self hate.

So what God intended us to be is vastly different than what we, in our sick culture imagine he intended us to be. What God intended us to be is not our ego. That's what all the jazz about dying before you die is all about.

But it's not easy for most folks to realize that everything they worked for and struggled to create is a reaction to a disease and stands between you and heaven. That's why we are killing our world. We're really pissed off. Have you noticed that sometimes. The rage.....
 

Genesys

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8. "It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

burnedout

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Good old Ronnie. These three are my favorites from back in the day:

4) "How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin."

7) "My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes." (Said during a radio microphone test, 1984)

11) "The best social program is a productive job for anyone who's willing to work."
 

nutxo

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Reagan was a great orator. I think many people that think Clinton could give a great speech did'nt see many of Reagan's.
 

BaliBabyDoc

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Reagan was a professional actor. Even a B-level actor should be able to deliver more convincing lines than the typical pol.
 

nutxo

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Originally posted by: BaliBabyDoc
Reagan was a professional actor. Even a B-level actor should be able to deliver more convincing lines than the typical pol.

He may have been. But I was there and it was a great time to be an American.

Don't forget "Clinton's great economy" was Reagans legacy.

edit: Oh yeh, thats a bunch of crap, with the exception of GW a pol should be able to deliver a speech comparable to any actor.
 

heartsurgeon

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I don't get your point, heartsurgeon
I would expect nothing else.
Did you chastise people that mocked Uday and Qusai after they were killed?
You've introduced an new element to the equation that i had not anticipated...you continue to outfox me! Standing up for Uday and Qusai, in addition to Saddam and the sexual deviant...a tip my hat to you BBD, you are the undisputed Supreme Leader of Liberals!
 

CADsortaGUY

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Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
I don't get your point, heartsurgeon
I would expect nothing else.
Did you chastise people that mocked Uday and Qusai after they were killed?
You've introduced an new element to the equation that i had not anticipated...you continue to outfox me! Standing up for Uday and Qusai, in addition to Saddam and the sexual deviant...a tip my hat to you BBD, you are the undisputed Supreme Leader of Liberals!

Umm - I had crowned Bowfinger before. Maybe there needs to be a championship match. Both put up their crowns and winner take all. It'd be a great way to unify the crowns.

:p

CkG
 

zzzz

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3) Millions of individuals making their own decisions in the marketplace will always allocate resources better than any centralized government planning process.

yep, the Onion had a news item recently that the 87 billion dollars will be distributed equally among all the iraqis instead of using the money to build infrastructure. You think dubya will listen to Reagan?
 

BaliBabyDoc

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Yep . . . conservatives cheer death and destruction as their preferred means of settling disputes while liberals only cheer death and destruction when it entails ripping a fetus from the womb.

Ronald Reagan is to be commended for his desire to serve the public as governor of California and as President of the United States. IMHO, he was a decent governor and a mediocre president but I still tip my hat to the man for at least doing what he "thought" was right. Unfortunately, he didn't think a whole lot.

As for you and your ilk that have decided to forgo thinking in favor of the idiocy of the ideology . . . enjoy your delusions. We've come to the point we can treat schizophrenia but nothing works well for delusional disorder.
 

heartsurgeon

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Umm - I had crowned Bowfinger before. Maybe there needs to be a championship match. Both put up their crowns and winner take all. It'd be a great way to unify the crowns.
My sincere apologies if i have committed a faux pas. I did not mean to dispute your coronation of Bowfinger as Supreme Leader of Liberals..Indeed he would be a worthy Supreme Leader. As for your idea of a "championship", it has a certain Reaganesque appeal (may the best liberal win). I can see it now.....
Thunderdome! Two Liberals enter, one Liberal leaves.
Personally, my money is on BBD.
 

Bowfinger

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Originally posted by: heartsurgeon
Umm - I had crowned Bowfinger before. Maybe there needs to be a championship match. Both put up their crowns and winner take all. It'd be a great way to unify the crowns.
My sincere apologies if i have committed a faux pas. I did not mean to dispute your coronation of Bowfinger as Supreme Leader of Liberals..Indeed he would be a worthy Supreme Leader. As for your idea of a "championship", it has a certain Reaganesque appeal (may the best liberal win). I can see it now.....
Thunderdome! Two Liberals enter, one Liberal leaves.
Personally, my money is on BBD.
I have a couple of problems with this. First, unlike the neo-cons, I believe in electing leaders, not selecting them. Second, again unlike the neo-cons, I believe in working with others and feel no compulsion to rule the world. In the liberal Thunderdome, two people enter, two people leave, having reached an amicable agreement on the best way to beat Bush in November.

 

BaliBabyDoc

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Second, again unlike the neo-cons, I believe in working with others and feel no compulsion to rule the world. In the liberal Thunderdome, two people enter, two people leave, having reached an amicable agreement on the best way to beat Bush in November.
Hmm, surprisingly I have to agree. I'm a warrior for Jesus . . . and our weapons don't kill.
 

Mean MrMustard

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Originally posted by: nutxo
Reagan was a great orator. I think many people that think Clinton could give a great speech did'nt see many of Reagan's.

Yeah, there's no way both of them could be great orators.