Quote of the year.

[techs]

I'm going with:
"You're doing a hell of a job Brownie" George Bush

Honorary mention:
"The insurgency is in its last throes" Dick Cheney

 

[Pabster]

"The idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is an idea which is just plain wrong..." - Howard Dean

Dishonorable Mention

"And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the?of?the historical customs, religious customs." - John Kerry, Face The Nation

 

[techs]

Here's one from Ann Coulter that didn't get much play. In fact its a short song:

Sing to "Jingle Bells"

Kwanzaa bells, dashikis sell

Whitey has to pay;

Burning, shooting, oh what fun

On this made-up holiday!

 

[conjur]

"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job!"

I believe that's the actual quote.

 

[techs]

Originally posted by: conjur
"Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job!"

I believe that's the actual quote.

I stand corrected!

 

[DickFnTracy]

"And Sen. Daschle was almost killed over raising objections." - Conjur declaring that Senator Daschle was sent anthrax because of the wording of a joint resolution.

 

[DaTT]

Who's brownie?

 

[conjur]

Michael Brown, former head of FEMA

 

[techs]

Here's one I almost forgot about by Bill Maher about George Bush:

"You've performed so poor, I'm surprised you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a ****** president, but even he never conceded an entire metropolis to rising water and snakes. On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon, and the city of New Orleans . Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country, I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side. So yes, God does speak to you, and what he's saying is, 'Take a hint.'"

 

[judasmachine]

Not of this year but of the last 3 presidents: Read my lips, I did not have sexual relations with that terrorist in baghdad.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

"I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called."

- Howard Dean

 

[conjur]

heh...that was a good one from Dean.

 

[Harvey]

July 18, 2005

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.

July 19, 2005

I would like this to end as quickly as possible so we know the facts. And if someone committed a crime, they will no longer work in my administration.

But... but... but wait! Asked at a June 10, 2004, news conference if he stood by his pledge to fire anyone found to have leaked Plame's name, Bush answered:

Yes. And that's up to the U.S. attorney to find the facts.

And for my favorite, see my sig.

 

[XZeroII]

http://www.bbspot.com/News/BBloopers/2005/12/1911.php

Not exactly a quote, but a good one nonetheless.

 

[tommywishbone]

Mission Accomplished

 

[Strk]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy

"I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called."

- Howard Dean

I think any quote that can include "hide the salami" is great

 

[BBond]

Take your pick.

I am particularly fond of this one. It exposes Bush's true persona.

"I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?"

--in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005

 

[her209]

Not so much a quote as a moment. When Bush was in China, as he trying to exit to the door on his right, he walks over, grabs the handle, only to find the door won't open. The confused look on his face was priceless.

 

[ntdz]

Originally posted by: tommywishbone
Mission Accomplished

That was 2004.

 

[tommywishbone]

Thank you. I'll switch to... "Damn that was a big explosion!" -any Iraqi citizen-

 

[bayou]

"We just learned of the convention center ? we being the federal government ? today." ?FEMA Director Michael Brown, to ABC's Ted Koppel, Sept. 1, 2005, to which Koppel responded: "Don't you guys watch television? Don't you guys listen to the radio? Our reporters have been reporting on it for more than just today."

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: ntdz

Originally posted by: tommywishbone
Mission Accomplished

That was 2004.

Actually it was 03.

 

[Strk]

They're so poor and they're so black.... - Wolf Blitzer

 

[Darkhawk28]

"This is an important moral issue and the pro-life base will be excited that the Senate is debating this important issue." --- GOP Talking Points Memo regarding Terri Schiavo.

 

[EatSpam]

"We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - Dictator Dubya