Quite frankly the funniest joke in all of history.

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91TTZ

Lifer
Jan 31, 2005
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
How many Ears did Johnny Appleseed have?

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Three. A left ear, a right ear,




and a frontier!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:


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Permban. Please.
 

clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
How many Ears did Johnny Appleseed have?

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wait for it
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wait for it
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ready??
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Three. A left ear, a right ear,




and a frontier!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Hahaha got a smile out of me :)
 

AbAbber2k

Diamond Member
Mar 1, 2005
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I laughed briefly about 30 seconds after reading it because I couldn't believe how lame it was.

1/10 and a :thumbsup: for leading in me on.

...fvcking tease...
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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^ I'm bumping this because I just read a really lame football joke, and people need to read this to make up for the lost funny.
 

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
Originally posted by: JoeKing
How many Ears did Johnny Appleseed have?

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wait for it
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wait for it
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ready??
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Three. A left ear, a right ear,




and a frontier!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:


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Permban. Please.


But, your sig!!
"If you ban me, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

If he's not just banned, but permabanned, then we'll get even MORE jokes like this! Worse ones! I know you're thinking "That's not true! That's impossible!", but it can and will happen. It is his destiny.
 
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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were going to post pictures of your penis
Now that would be funnay.
that would be scary, I might poke your eye out and you'd end up looking like this ;) for the rest of your lives.

:p
Needle-thin huh?
If you're talking about this needle, then yes.
Careful there, you're poking holes in your condom.
That's not a condom, it's the Statue of Liberty's diaghpram :evil:
You hump statues?! :Q:shocked:

Well they can't run away.