Quite frankly the funniest joke in all of history.

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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How many Ears did Johnny Appleseed have?

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wait for it
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wait for it
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ready??
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Three. A left ear, a right ear,




and a frontier!!! :laugh::laugh::laugh:
 

ElFenix

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i thought you were going to post pictures of your penis
 

JoeKing

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were going to post pictures of your penis
Now that would be funnay.

that would be scary, I might poke your eye out and you'd end up looking like this ;) for the rest of your lives.



:p
 

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were going to post pictures of your penis
Now that would be funnay.
that would be scary, I might poke your eye out and you'd end up looking like this ;) for the rest of your lives.

:p
Needle-thin huh?
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were going to post pictures of your penis
Now that would be funnay.
that would be scary, I might poke your eye out and you'd end up looking like this ;) for the rest of your lives.

:p
Needle-thin huh?
If you're talking about this needle, then yes.
Careful there, you're poking holes in your condom.
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were going to post pictures of your penis
Now that would be funnay.
that would be scary, I might poke your eye out and you'd end up looking like this ;) for the rest of your lives.

:p
Needle-thin huh?
If you're talking about this needle, then yes.
Careful there, you're poking holes in your condom.

That's not a condom, it's the Statue of Liberty's diaghpram :evil:
 

Lorn

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The only thing funny about this joke was the "wait for it" part, which was pretty damn funny.
 

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were going to post pictures of your penis
Now that would be funnay.
that would be scary, I might poke your eye out and you'd end up looking like this ;) for the rest of your lives.

:p
Needle-thin huh?
If you're talking about this needle, then yes.
Careful there, you're poking holes in your condom.
That's not a condom, it's the Statue of Liberty's diaghpram :evil:
You hump statues?! :Q:shocked:
 

JoeKing

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were going to post pictures of your penis
Now that would be funnay.
that would be scary, I might poke your eye out and you'd end up looking like this ;) for the rest of your lives.

:p
Needle-thin huh?
If you're talking about this needle, then yes.
Careful there, you're poking holes in your condom.
That's not a condom, it's the Statue of Liberty's diaghpram :evil:
You hump statues?! :Q:shocked:

Yes :eek:
 

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i thought you were going to post pictures of your penis
Now that would be funnay.
that would be scary, I might poke your eye out and you'd end up looking like this ;) for the rest of your lives.

:p
Needle-thin huh?
If you're talking about this needle, then yes.
Careful there, you're poking holes in your condom.
That's not a condom, it's the Statue of Liberty's diaghpram :evil:
You hump statues?! :Q:shocked:
Yes :eek:
:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: