Quit hogging the road!

sdifox

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This is ridiculous. There are big ass signs before the ramp telling truckers to slow down. This is not the first time a hog truck overturned on this ramp!


http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/1...f-pigs-hogs-toronto-highway-during-rush-hour/

Mary Vallis October 4, 2010 – 8:44 am
Pigs bound for an abattoir enjoyed a brief reprieve this morning when their truck overturned at Highway 427 and the eastbound Gardiner Expressway, one of the GTA’s busiest corners. Five dozen pigs wandered on the highway around 4:30 a.m., before the sun was up.
Ontario Provincial Police are on the scene and the freed pigs have now been corralled. Another truck was called and has since hauled them away to their final destination (and when we say final, we mean final).

The OPP said in a statement:
At about 4:25 a.m., on Monday, October 4th, 2010 a transport-trailer truck loaded with approximately 250 swine was southbound on Highway 427 approaching the exit to the eastbound Gardiner Expressway. The truck entered the ramp and rolled onto its right side. The driver was not injured. A small number of swine were killed in the collision and some were injured to the extent that required on-site euthanasia. Approximately 50 swine escaped from the truck but were quickly penned and were prevented from wandering away. These were slowly transferred to another swine truck, as were the others that remained in the original truck, for transportation to their ultimate destination, the abattoir.
Traffic, however, is expected to be affected until at least noon. The 26-year-old driver has been charged with careless driving, according to the OPP.




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Fear No Evil

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It was a ramp... idiot went too fast and flipped the tractor trailer.

Ok, let me rephrase. Ramps should be designed to allow bacon trucks to get to their destination as quickly as possible. This was clearly a failure of the DOT.
 

Barfo

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Jeff7

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A truck of pigs. Hogging a road.


Do article writers take two full semesters of nothing but pun writing and wordplay?
 

PingSpike

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A truck of pigs. Hogging a road.


Do article writers take two full semesters of nothing but pun writing and wordplay?

My wife reads metric shit tons of weird fantasy novels. She once told me about one in which it was revealed humans were incapable of humor and that aliens actually beamed all jokes down into our heads. Humans were only capable of creating puns, which we were capable of doing because puns are not actually funny.
 

sdifox

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Your English is lacking :p

My English chip is broken :p It was trampled by the hogs.

Apparently a few pigs had to be put down... The police used their rifles...
 
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MagnusTheBrewer

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My wife reads metric shit tons of weird fantasy novels. She once told me about one in which it was revealed humans were incapable of humor and that aliens actually beamed all jokes down into our heads. Humans were only capable of creating puns, which we were capable of doing because puns are not actually funny.

And yet she married you...let the probing commence!