Quickie.

[FrustratedUser]

A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars
on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I
will screw you from behind and be on my way!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her
girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you
can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell
me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters."

 

[imported_Tick]

7.132479/10

 

[pontifex]

hahaha thats awesome
smart man

 

[ZoomStop]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
8.5/10

 

[Malak]

He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

 

[Engineer]

:laugh:

 

[imported_Tick]

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

Actually he couldn't possible hold that....

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

Actually he couldn't possible hold that....

A bag FTW.

 

[dartworth]

didn't see that one coming...

 

[JDrake]

Hahaha nice

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

Actually he couldn't possible hold that....

A bag FTW.

Having held change in the bags you see at the bank, I can tell you it wouldn't happen. Quarters are f-ing heavy.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Malak

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

Actually he couldn't possible hold that....

A bag FTW.

Having held change in the bags you see at the bank, I can tell you it wouldn't happen. Quarters are f-ing heavy.

He could have been driving a car.

 

[Syringer]

It's only 25 pounds, definitely doable.

Had it been pennies or something then maybe not.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

its a fvcking joke, dude. jesus christ, you people are so anal about everything.

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

its a fvcking joke, dude. jesus christ, you people are so anal about everything.

:Q

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

its a fvcking joke, dude. jesus christ, you people are so anal about everything.

<insert witty comeback>

 

[Theb]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

its a fvcking joke, dude. jesus christ, you people are so anal about everything.

Yeah, next they'll be arguing about exactly how much $500 in quarters weighs, and if that should actually be measured in metric, the margin of error, then the personal attacks will start...

Isn't anyone going to bring up the likelihood of the pair being arrested for prostitution or indecent exposure, or someone else fighting for the quarters? There's just so many holes in this story. FrustratedUser, I put it to you that this in not a factual account of what took place.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Theb

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

its a fvcking joke, dude. jesus christ, you people are so anal about everything.

Yeah, next they'll be arguing about exactly how much $500 in quarters weighs, and if that should actually be measured in metric, the margin of error, then the personal attacks will start...

Isn't anyone going to bring up the likelihood of the pair being arrested for prostitution or indecent exposure, or someone else fighting for the quarters? There's just so many holes in this story. FrustratedUser, I put it to you that this in not a factual account of what took place.

I tried it once but I used $100 bills so I got hosed.

 

[Beige]

Originally posted by: Tick

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

Actually he couldn't possible hold that....

Once again a joke is ruined with technicalities.. :/

 

[suse920]

15/10

 

[imported_LoKe]

Buahaha.

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: Malak
He couldn't possible hold that and her not notice. 2/10

'Is that $500 in quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'

 

[Oil]

OLD'D

 

[KarenMarie]

i thought it was cute.

 

[JoeFahey]

9/10