A little busy but here is a quick one:
Coming from the great metropolis of New York City, I am used to all sorts of smells and can resist stinks that would stun a large hippo. Unfortunatly, my olfactory orifaces has really met it's match since I've taken this job.
Sure it's great to work in a multinational corporation since I am able to work and learn from peoples of diverse cultures and backgrounds. Unfortunatly I must ask why I have to put up with terminal halitosis AKA swamp mouth? I've noticed that people who come from countries where people toothbrushes are like extended warranties (Nice to have but they'd rather use it till it breaks) seem to have 10x the number of problems as those that practice appropriate oral hygiene.
Here is a list of smells that best quantifies what I have to put up with:
Taco Bell Diarrhea
10 Day Old Skunk Roadkill is the Arizona Desert
The Stinkymeat Project
Raw Eggs Fermented In Heavy Cream Behind a Radiator.
Hairy, Sweaty Armpit
Litterbox Shared By 12+ Large Felines.
The worst are those that insist on enunciatied every word that requires exhaling in my face. YUK!!!
Windogg
Coming from the great metropolis of New York City, I am used to all sorts of smells and can resist stinks that would stun a large hippo. Unfortunatly, my olfactory orifaces has really met it's match since I've taken this job.
Sure it's great to work in a multinational corporation since I am able to work and learn from peoples of diverse cultures and backgrounds. Unfortunatly I must ask why I have to put up with terminal halitosis AKA swamp mouth? I've noticed that people who come from countries where people toothbrushes are like extended warranties (Nice to have but they'd rather use it till it breaks) seem to have 10x the number of problems as those that practice appropriate oral hygiene.
Here is a list of smells that best quantifies what I have to put up with:
Taco Bell Diarrhea
10 Day Old Skunk Roadkill is the Arizona Desert
The Stinkymeat Project
Raw Eggs Fermented In Heavy Cream Behind a Radiator.
Hairy, Sweaty Armpit
Litterbox Shared By 12+ Large Felines.
The worst are those that insist on enunciatied every word that requires exhaling in my face. YUK!!!
Windogg
