quick, tell me a joke

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: Baked
Go watch "what what in the butt" on youtube.

Tons of good replies in this thread.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Legendary
So, there?s a man crawling through the desert.

Fail, the OP said 'quick'

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: takeru
i video does a better job of making you laugh

Bah - taken down - mirror?

 

[Regs]

Has the OP killed himself yet?

 

[glenn beck]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...SO38gE&feature=related


fantastic edit

 

[sao123]

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and
spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me,
can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees
north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman,
"How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically
correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact
is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything,
you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied
the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air.

You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people
beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same
position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

 

[scott916]

What's got six balls and rapes Mexicans?





The lottery.

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: scott916
What's got six balls and rapes Mexicans?





The lottery.

now that one I've never heard before.

 

[DrawninwarD]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: takeru
i video does a better job of making you laugh

omg my entire office is rofling

The video has been removed apparently. Can someone provide an alternate link?

Originally posted by: daveymark
how is babby formed?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: thecrecarc
/looks at OP's username


A woman walks into her doctor?s office and says ?Doctor, I have this terrible rash.? She lifts up her sweater to reveal a large ?M? shaped rash. The doctor replies, ?Now that is the strangest rash I?ve ever seen.? The woman explains, ?Well my boyfriend goes to Michigan and refuses to take off his letter sweater when we make love.? The doctor shrugs her shoulders, prescribes some lotion and sends the woman on her way.

The next day another woman comes in with a very similar rash. ?How did you get that?? the doctor asks. ?My boyfriend goes to MIT and he refuses to take his letter sweater off when we make love,? she says. The doctor prescribes some lotion and sends the young lady on her way.

The third day another young woman comes into the doctor?s office and she too has a big rash in the shape of an ?M? on her chest. ?Let me guess,? the doctor says. ?Your boyfriend goes to Maryland?? ?No,? the patient replies, ?My girlfriend goes to Wellesley.?

I don't know whether to laugh or get turned on.