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Quick jokes....
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Brutuskend
Lifer
Well atleast it hasn't been a TOTAL waste of bandwidth then! 😉
MisterJackson
Lifer
It's....
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
BespinReactorShaft
Diamond Member
Stale by now?
What the hey, anyway...
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man says, "you must work in management."
"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
What the hey, anyway...
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man says, "you must work in management."
"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
Another pirate joke:
A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. He knocks on the door of a house and a man answers and says, "Oh, I can see you're dressed up as a pirate, but where are your buccaneers?"
The kid gets really mad, and says "On the sides of my buckin' head!"
A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. He knocks on the door of a house and a man answers and says, "Oh, I can see you're dressed up as a pirate, but where are your buccaneers?"
The kid gets really mad, and says "On the sides of my buckin' head!"
AyashiKaibutsu
Diamond Member
Everyone's up in arms against porn, but I say hey whatever a man and a woman and another woman do with a midget and a donkey is their business.
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