Quick jokes....
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A parrot with a big schlong and a hard on falls off his perch while attempting to certify that his master's wife is cheating with the Mailman....
oh wait....
oh wait....
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CANADA: Quickest joke and/or lead-in in the CANADIAN world:
Two Canadians were drinking American beer when....
CANADA: Quickest joke and/or lead-in in the CANADIAN world:
Two Canadians were drinking American beer when....
two guys walk into a bar which is odd becuase you'd think once the first guy did the second guy would notice it.
whats the fastist animal on the planet
and chicken in ethiopia
(stolen from the worst joke thread awhile back)
and chicken in ethiopia
(stolen from the worst joke thread awhile back)
what's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?
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One's a sick duck, and the other's a...
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One's a sick duck, and the other's a...
ColdFusion718
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ripped from Ali G...not really a joke but more of a funny pun:
"When you think of Wales, you usually think of the fish with the biggest dick in the ocean..."
"When you think of Wales, you usually think of the fish with the biggest dick in the ocean..."
Two atoms are walking down the street.
I lost my electron says the first one.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
I lost my electron says the first one.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
NuclearNed
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anxi80
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ethiopians are hungry. chicken cooked can be consumed as food. in order for a chicken to survive in ethiopia, it better be pretty damn quick to run away.
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.
the bartender says, ?hey! did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants??!??
the pirate replies, ?aye! it?s driving me nuts!?
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
- 6 inches just wouldn't do
A priest, a rabbi, a jew, a black, a pollack, an italian, a midget and a blonde walk into a bar, the bartender says, 'what is this, some kind of joke?'
- 6 inches just wouldn't do
A priest, a rabbi, a jew, a black, a pollack, an italian, a midget and a blonde walk into a bar, the bartender says, 'what is this, some kind of joke?'
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