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Quick jokes....

A parrot with a big schlong and a hard on falls off his perch while attempting to certify that his master's wife is cheating with the Mailman....


oh wait....
 
two guys walk into a bar which is odd becuase you'd think once the first guy did the second guy would notice it.
 
whats the fastist animal on the planet


and chicken in ethiopia

(stolen from the worst joke thread awhile back)
 
what's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?
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One's a sick duck, and the other's a...
 
ripped from Ali G...not really a joke but more of a funny pun:
"When you think of Wales, you usually think of the fish with the biggest dick in the ocean..."
 
Originally posted by: PatboyX
two guys walk into a bar which is odd becuase you'd think once the first guy did the second guy would notice it.
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Maybe they both walk into the bar at the same time.
 
Two atoms are walking down the street.

I lost my electron says the first one.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: Wahsapa
whats the fastist animal on the planet

a chicken in ethiopia
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I don't get it.
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ethiopians are hungry. chicken cooked can be consumed as food. in order for a chicken to survive in ethiopia, it better be pretty damn quick to run away.

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.
the bartender says, ?hey! did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants??!??
the pirate replies, ?aye! it?s driving me nuts!?
 
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
- 6 inches just wouldn't do

A priest, a rabbi, a jew, a black, a pollack, an italian, a midget and a blonde walk into a bar, the bartender says, 'what is this, some kind of joke?'
 
Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
Gurck's life.

Thanks, I'll be here until 3:00cst then i'm out of town!
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Your village going to have any festivities to celebrate the departure of its idiot? :laugh:
 
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