quick joke

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: kranky
What's Irish, and sits on your porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture!

MUCH better than the OP's attempt...

Agreed. I'd never heard this one before.

I almost wish that were still true.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Section8
What has 8 arms and 8 legs?

8 Pirates

why do the pirates only have 1 arm each? most pirates have 2 arms, they're just missing a hand, right?

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: rasczak
A pirate walks in to a bar with a a steering wheel stuck to his crotch.

The bartender asks, "Why do you have that sterring wheel there?"

The pirate says," ARRRRR! It's driving me nuts!"

hehe ;

You said it wrong.

It should go: The bartender asks ?Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your crotch?

The way you said it, the pirate doesn't answer the "why" question from the bartender.

And it's steering, not sterring.