quick joke

[rasczak]

A pirate walks in to a bar with a a steering wheel stuck to his crotch.

The bartender asks, "Why do you have that sterring wheel there?"

The pirate says," ARRRRR! It's driving me nuts!"

hehe ;

 

[BoomerD]

lots of quick...little joke.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Oldie, but I still smiled.

 

[paulxcook]

I liked joke when I heard it. Though it's better if you say the pirate walks in with a steering wheel attached to his crotch, rather than just "stuck to him".

 

[destrekor]

+

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: paulxcook
I liked joke when I heard it. Though it's better if you say the pirate walks in with a steering wheel attached to his crotch, rather than just "stuck to him".

hehe, yea, i just couldn't remember thae stuck to crotch part. I'll edit

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Mickey Mouse was in front of the judge and the judge says,

"I'm sorry Mickey, but I don't believe Minnie being crazy is justification for a divorce."

To which Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

 

[jonks]

why's it have to be a pirate? am i missing something?

A guy waks into a bar with a steering wheel...

Leave out the "Arrrr" and it works just as well.

 

[Jeeebus]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
why's it have to be a pirate? am i missing something?

A guy waks into a bar with a steering wheel...

Leave out the "Arrrr" and it works just as well.

That sounds like ninja talk to me!! :|

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
why's it have to be a pirate? am i missing something?

A guy waks into a bar with a steering wheel...

Leave out the "Arrrr" and it works just as well.

It's not normal for someone to say "me" as a substitute for "my". You could say leprechaun or even just Irishman and I suppose it would also work.

 

[kranky]

What's Irish, and sits on your porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture!

 

[glenn beck]

Originally posted by: kranky
What's Irish, and sits on your porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture!

ban!

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: kranky
What's Irish, and sits on your porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture!

LOL! Corny but funny none the less. :thumbsup:

 

[TwiceOver]

Got a smirk out of me.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: kranky
What's Irish, and sits on your porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture!

MUCH better than the OP's attempt...

 

[IceBergSLiM]

relevance of pirate to the joke?

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
relevance of pirate to the joke?

Pirates speak with the vernacular required to make the punchline a homophone.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: Legendary

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
relevance of pirate to the joke?

Pirates speak with the vernacular required to make the punchline a homophone.

What HE said

 

[Fritzo]

We have a guy in the office that's TERRIBLE at telling jokes, and he tried to tell that one once. It came out something like:

A bartender sees a pirate with a steering wheel down his pants. He asked the pirate what it was doing there, and the pirate said "This wheel is scratching my nuts!"

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

How does a pirate get around town? In his cAARRR!
What did the pirate do on the weekend? mow his yAARRRd!
...

 

[crystal]

Better nate than lever!

 

[imported_Section8]

What has 8 arms and 8 legs?

8 Pirates

 

[paulxcook]

A panda walks into a bar, orders food, eats it, shoots the waitress, and walks out.

Why?

 

[imported_Section8]

Eats shoots and leaves.

 

[cdmccool]

A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students."Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

"That must've been scary", said the teacher."It sure was", said the little girl.

"My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "Fuck!", the Rottweiler ate him!"