Quick joke

[Kibbo]

He was out for a walk, and got hit by a motorboat.

 

[Coquito]

...

 

[yankeesfan]

you are a joke

 

[KLin]

how lame :thumbsdown:

 

[Kalvin00]

Fall off a cliff please.

 

[DaveSimmons]

:crickets;

 

[Howard]

HAHA

What was the punchline?

 

[MithShrike]

Get kicked out a window while on fire and then fall into a bunch of flammable chemicals.

 

[pulse8]

That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship!

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: pulse8
That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship!

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here.

 

[tfinch2]

boo-urns!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Kill Yourself.

 

[midwestfisherman]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00
Fall off a cliff please.

 

[thirdlegstump]

That was so funny man!!

 

[Kibbo]

Ouch.

Sorry to offend. I heard this joke about my PM, laughed my ass off. Just turned it around for your benefit.

Wow, maybe my delivery was off.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Kibbo
Ouch.

Sorry to offend. I heard this joke about my PM, laughed my ass off. Just turned it around for your benefit.

Wow, maybe my delivery was off.

yeah just maybe

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Kibbo
Ouch.

Sorry to offend. I heard this joke about my PM, laughed my ass off. Just turned it around for your benefit.

Wow, maybe my delivery was off.

yeah just maybe

Horrible delivery. Because you can really have different types of delivery on the internet huh?

 

[neonerd]

Please end yourself.

 

[mztykal]

When I say "mali" ya'll say "bu"...

MALI!

...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Kibbo
Ouch.

Sorry to offend. I heard this joke about my PM, laughed my ass off. Just turned it around for your benefit.

Wow, maybe my delivery was off.

yeah just maybe

Horrible delivery. Because you can really have different types of delivery on the internet huh?

"and then she shat on a turtle!"

 

[DaveSimmons]

Originally posted by: Kibbo
Wow, maybe my delivery was off.

Problem is that your joke requires the reader to connect Bush with being or claiming to be Jesus-like, which doesn't fit with any of his stereotypes (being religious doesn't match up with thinking you're Jesus).

See, if you'd said something like:

...he was practicing his inauguration speech and sprained his tongue

At least some people would laugh, because Bush has a reputation for misspeaking, often quite badly, so the reader would understand that using "big words" could (almost) cause him injury.

It would also have made sense to comically exaggerate one of his other stereotypes and failings, including:
* is not too bright
* is not well informed (doesn't read papers or watch TV news)
* has trouble with snack foods (choked on pretzel)
* can't admit to making mistakes
* thinks he is Emperor of the world

But thinking he's Jesus-like is not one of his (reported) failings, at least not in the US.

 

[Mik3y]

i dont like bush, and that was still a horrible joke.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Kibbo
Ouch.

Sorry to offend. I heard this joke about my PM, laughed my ass off. Just turned it around for your benefit.

Wow, maybe my delivery was off.

yeah just maybe

Horrible delivery. Because you can really have different types of delivery on the internet huh?

"and then she shat on a turtle!"

Perfect delivery right there. 10/10

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
i dont like bush, and that was still a horrible joke.

if he had made it more clear that bush was out walking on water.... then it might have been funny.

totally went over my head and I FVCKING HATE BUSH. What ever happened to that 5 free bullets thread? Bush, Cheney and the OP. Just kidding OP 🙂

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Kibbo
He was out for a walk, and got hit by a motorboat.

We should be so lucky.