Quick! How should I open this Slim Jim?!?! =0

[Killbat]

I'm unsure! Shall I tear into the traditional, logical "top", which aligns with the Slim Jim text, be bold and begin consuming my prey from the bottom up, or dare to 'think outside the box' and bust in through the middle?! :Q

 

[Soybomb]

I believe you're supposed to "snap into" the slim jim

 

[AlphaIVT]

chop it into mini bite size pieces and get a fork and eat it like pasta

 

[Yeeny]

I would get a couple of them, braid them together and wear them in your hair for a while. Then you would look pretty and have a handy little snack for those before dinner hunger pains.

 

[ltk007]

Eat the wrapper, mail me the slim jim.

 

[SenorBiggles]

Melt it down and mix it with a pint of vanilla ice cream.

Call it Slim Jim Swirl and sell it to Ben and Jerry.

 

[Killbat]

Excellent suggestion, Soy!

/me snaps into the Slim Jim!!!!

 

[eyor]

Start on the inside and burrow your way out, slowly devouring the slim jim until you reach the plastic, at which point you will need to use a burst of strength to snap it open.

 

[DRGrim]

Ah, late night OT...

 

[yakko]

Nef into a Slim Jim.

 

[Killrose]

Insert it like a supository and eat it from the bottom up.