QUICK!! How do I hide a dead body? <UPDATE!!>

[Monel Funkawitz]

LMFAO

To play a game on one of my federal, way too serious friends, I decided to put the manikin under my truck tire, wearing my clothes. I took a piece of fishing line and attached it to its arm, then to a tree branch, so when the wind blows, it moved the arm. There is numerous skid marks in front of my house from people on the road seeing it.

Dan came to the house for a beer, and about had a anurysm when he saw the "body". It was HILARIOUS!!

An idle mind is a dangerous thing....

 

[fatalbert]

Sulfuric Acid removed the evidence nicely

 

[aphex]

use a blender.

 

[Electrode]

fixed link

 

[Rent]

Wood chipper

 

[pyonir]

Monel! what did i tell you about that!? geez, again!? like i told you before, cut the body up into small pieces and transport them in garbage bags to a large pig farm. make sure the pigs have been starved for a few days and then feed the parts to the pigs. they will eat the bones and all.

now try to stay out of trouble this time!

 

[Geekbabe]

Oh Monel, what sick thing are you up to now ?

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

Pigs.

 

[Fausto]

Ever see Fried Green Tomatoes? All you need are a bunch of friends, a gallon or so of BBQ sauce, and a keg of brew.

Fausto

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

I just wanted to know because one of my Federal friends is comming over, and I have a manikin I wanna bury somewhere and make it look real, just to freak him out.

I'm going down to Wal Mart now and get some granite faux spray paint to make a fake tomb stone.

<Edit>

I have a better idea. I'm going to dress it up in some of my old clothes and park a truck tire on it in the driveway.

MUW HAHAHHAHHA

 

[WA261]

my uncle owns a heat treat plant....to many options to list ;-P

 

[StinkyMeat]

<< link >>



If you're going to be clever and provide a link to demonstrate your keen wit, do it right.

 

[vi edit]

<< Ever see Fried Green Tomatoes? >>

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Fausto, this thread is "how do you hide a dead body", not "how do I create one".

As for your answer, it's foundation digging time. Look for the deepest whole being dug and dump

 

[Juniper]

Ever see Fried Green Tomatoes? All you need are a bunch of friends, a gallon or so of BBQ sauce, and a keg of brew.

Fausto




Delicatessen: Chop up and distribute it around. People are hungry!

 

[Geekbabe]

<< I just wanted to know because one of my Federal friends is comming over, and I have a manikin I wanna bury somewhere and make it look real, just to freak him out.

I'm going down to Wal Mart now and get some granite faux spray paint to make a fake tomb stone.

<Edit>

I have a better idea. I'm going to dress it up in some of my old clothes and park a truck tire on it in the driveway.

MUW HAHAHHAHHA >>



lol, you are sooo strange Monel !!

 

[crab]

Lime and manure!

 

[lawaris]

eat it !!
no one's ever gonna know until they do a postmortem on ya

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

.~UPDATE~.

 

[pyonir]

LMAO...you are a cruel man....

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Pics?

 

[XZeroII]

You should hang the maniquin in front of your house for cars to see. I mean 'hang' them, as in by the neck with a rope

 

[yakko]

Do it the right way.