Ok, I'm back. And I now have a new, nifty:awe:, and expensive:\ machine.
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Inside the finance office.
Then I'd say, "The first option is the Platinum plan, a five-year loan at 8 percent, which has a seven-year, 70,000-mile extended warranty, which more than doubles the factory warranty. It includes life and disability insurance; it also offers paint protection and undercoating. The payment for that is $480 a month." Then I'd describe the Gold Package which would have a payment of $440, and the Bronze at $420.
Here's the funny thing: half of all customers would pick one of the plans without asking any further questions. That means I just sold three things with a five-minute spiel whereas previously it took half an hour and I wound up sounding like a broken-down vacuum cleaner salesman.

That's almost exactly what I was shown today. Their menu had 4 categories, which were given that same sort of naming scheme: Basic Cheap SOB, Awesome, Super-Awesome, and Epically Superbly Awesome. (Ok, maybe not quite exactly that.

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She didn't really let up on the warranty/insurance sales pitch for awhile, so I let her go on to explain how amazingly awesome everything on the high-tier thing was, but I ended up declining it all. The costs shown were all the low, low, amazingly-low monthly costs. Nevermind that those costs are of course multiplied by the # of months in the payment term. For example, the key replacement insurance ends up being $250. (Yes, the fancy key that this car uses
is expensive to replace, since it has the security system's electronics built into it. But in 11 years of owning my Elantra, I still have the original key
and the copy I had made right after I bought it.) She kept going on with the personalized tales about how she's always losing keys, and how the extra antiglare coatings are so awesome, and so on.
And there were the other tactics of course: "Oh, I
love this car!", or this, from that article:
Here's how Dave did it. He would start by asking the customer a question he knew they would say yes to. So he'd say, "Do you like this car?"
Obviously, they would say yes since they had just agreed to buy it.
"I bet you'll really enjoy taking this car on vacation."
Of course they said, "Yes."
So then he'd ask, "So I'm sure you'll want to buy an extended warranty to protect your investment?"
And they often said, "Yes."
Unfortunately for her, my answers weren't quite the stream of affirmatives that she was likely after. Oh well.
The price I ended up with on the car was about $1000 less than the MSRP for this configuration, right around where Edmunds said it would be. (Plus sales tax, and their nice markups on PENNDOT's fees.) Some of the extras were things that I didn't really need, nor did I request them, but in the interests of selling a car sooner rather than waiting for a perfectly-customized one to come in, they kept the price the same.