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Eeezee

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Usually it's said that Jesus = God. I've always believed that he was just the son of God, but most Christian religions equate the two.

If Jesus is God, but he's also the son of Mary, then did he technically have sex with his mother?

I asked one of my Catholic friends this question and he didn't want to even touch that question.
 
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tec699

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Originally posted by: Eeezee
Usually it's said that Jesus = God. I've always believed that he was just the son of God, but most Christian religions equate the two.

If Jesus is God, but he's also the son of Mary, then did he technically have sex with his mother?

I asked one of my Catholic friends this question and he didn't want to even touch that question.
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BatmanNate

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I think God having sex with Mary would sorta bork the whole "virgin birth" thing...though I've been wrong before. :D
 
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chambersc

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1st...who believes that jesus = God?
2nd...Adam had sex with Mary, not God. God can't physically impregnate a woman.
 
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upsciLLion

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Originally posted by: Sheepathon
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster and your answers will be revealed.
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Convert to the Flying Hashbrown Monster religion with me.
 
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DAGTA

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Originally posted by: Eeezee
Usually it's said that Jesus = God. I've always believed that he was just the son of God, but most Christian religions equate the two.

If Jesus is God, but he's also the son of Mary, then did he technically have sex with his mother?

I asked one of my Catholic friends this question and he didn't want to even touch that question.
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Jesus, God the Father, and the Holy Spirit/Ghost are three facets of God. They are three and one. A decent analogy is that God exists in more dimensions than the dimensions humans are limited to. We exist in three physical dimensions and the fourth time dimension. God is outside of time.

Imagine a two dimensional creature trying to understand humans (three dimensional creatures).
 
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loic2003

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Originally posted by: Eeezee
I asked one of my Catholic friends this question and he didn't want to even touch that question.
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I'm guessing because it's such a retarded question.

Jesus != God.

but I'm quite anti-religion, and probably ignorant in comparison to many in here so I'll let someone who's into it answer.
 
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sygyzy

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Originally posted by: chambersc
1st...who believes that jesus = God?
2nd...Adam had sex with Mary, not God. God can't physically impregnate a woman.
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OMG, are you for real ChamberSC?
 
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Sheepathon

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Originally posted by: DAGTA

Jesus, God the Father, and the Holy Spirit/Ghost are three facets of God. They are three and one. A decent analogy is that God exists in more dimensions than the dimensions humans are limited to. We exist in three physical dimensions and the fourth time dimension. God is outside of time.

Imagine a two dimensional creature trying to understand humans (three dimensional creatures).
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So in which dimension did he get his groove on with Mary?
 
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BigJ

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Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Originally posted by: DAGTA

Jesus, God the Father, and the Holy Spirit/Ghost are three facets of God. They are three and one. A decent analogy is that God exists in more dimensions than the dimensions humans are limited to. We exist in three physical dimensions and the fourth time dimension. God is outside of time.

Imagine a two dimensional creature trying to understand humans (three dimensional creatures).
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So in which dimension did he get his groove on with Mary?
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69th and 42nd. One for each hole.
 
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BigJ

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Originally posted by: cyclohexane
As I understand it, Jesus was a prophet, he was not God.
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Different religions believe Jesus was different things.
 
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destrekor

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what mary are we talking about? i was watching discovery channel that had something to do with the davinci code, and it talked about some 'whore' mary magellan or something like that.... i dunno... there's my input for this thread :D
 
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BigJ

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Originally posted by: destrekor
what mary are we talking about? i was watching discovery channel that had something to do with the davinci code, and it talked about some 'whore' mary magellan or something like that.... i dunno... there's my input for this thread :D
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Can you read?

If Jesus is God, but he's also the son of Mary, then did he technically have sex with his mother?
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sygyzy

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Originally posted by: destrekor
what mary are we talking about? i was watching discovery channel that had something to do with the davinci code, and it talked about some 'whore' mary magellan or something like that.... i dunno... there's my input for this thread :D
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661 posts of pure trash in the past two months. Please stop.
 
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