Question for those of you who frequent spas.

[etalns]

I went to a spa yesterday for a facial + massage (oh man was it good). I was wondering how often a facial is okay? I typically do an exfoliation once a week, and then do the facial every month to month and a half, would that be overkill?

The main thing I notice if I leave too long between facial appointments is that my skin isn't quite as healthy looking, and therefore, the sexiness decreases!

Mmmm.... I could really go for another massage.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Do I even have to ask? Did you get one? You know what I mean...

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Do I even have to ask? Did you get one? You know what I mean...

I'm so lost. Although I'm sure there's some sort of sexual connotation in your statement.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

are you a guy? not that there is anything wrong but i want to be clear about that first.

 

[AdamSnow]

He's asking if they played massaged your twig...

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
are you a guy? not that there is anything wrong but i want to be clear about that first.

Yep.

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
He's asking if they played massaged your twig...

I doubt the GF would like that

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

*insert money shot joke here*

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Do I even have to ask? Did you get one? You know what I mean...

I'm so lost. Although I'm sure there's some sort of sexual connotation in your statement.

With massages, if you slip them an extra 50...Oh nevermind ...lol

 

[snoopdoug1]

Lol, I think you're on the wrong forums.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: Jnetty99
are you a guy? not that there is anything wrong but i want to be clear about that first.

Yep.

I don't know dude, again nothing wrong with i guess getting a facial but most guys on the forum probably never had one or not looking to have one.

so really can't answer your original question on how often you should have it done.

 

[elektrolokomotive]

massage?



... with "release'?

 

[jemcam]

The only type of "spa" I go to gets me a "happy ending" for $50.

Sorry, I can't offer advice on getting facials, only giving them, and then it's only to females.

 

[Zanix]

qosis, I think you're just like the guy in that movie "american psycho"

 

[acemcmac]

you, sir, are a metro sexual. Please hand in your man card at the door.

 

[jemcam]

Bump for anyone else who thinks this is as hilarious as I do.

 

[Led Zeppelin]

LOL

When I go to a massage parlor, I give the female masseuse the facial.

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
LOL

When I go to a massage parlor, I give the female masseuse the facial.

omfg rofl

 

[Metalloid]

Ok let this stop now.

No one on this forum has ever had sex with a total stranger.... EVER!!

And if they did, it cost them a heck of a lot more than $50.

So cut the crap and stop trying to impress us.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon

Originally posted by: BostonRedSox
LOL

When I go to a massage parlor, I give the female masseuse the facial.

omfg rofl

x2

 

[Zanix]

Originally posted by: Metalloid
Ok let this stop now.

No one on this forum has ever had sex with a total stranger.... EVER!!

And if they did, it cost them a heck of a lot more than $50.

So cut the crap and stop trying to impress us.

The "strangers" in amsterdam are only 50 bucks, well... euros. Not that I know all that much about it or anything.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: Metalloid
Ok let this stop now.

No one on this forum has ever had sex with a total stranger.... EVER!!

And if they did, it cost them a heck of a lot more than $50.

So cut the crap and stop trying to impress us.

what your definition of a total stranger?

 

[jemcam]

Originally posted by: Metalloid
Ok let this stop now.

No one on this forum has ever had sex with a total stranger.... EVER!!

And if they did, it cost them a heck of a lot more than $50.

So cut the crap and stop trying to impress us.

You don't get out much do you?

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
you, sir, are a metro sexual. Please hand in your man card at the door.

^^^


what kind of guy goes to a "spa" ?

what kind of guy admits he goes to a "spa" ?

what kind of guy posts about going to a "spa" ?

holy carp

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: acemcmac
you, sir, are a metro sexual. Please hand in your man card at the door.

^^^


what kind of guy goes to a "spa" ?

what kind of guy admits he goes to a "spa" ?

what kind of guy posts about going to a "spa" ?

holy carp

And what kind of guy admits to GETTING a facial??? :Q