Wait for it wait for it wait for it. State Farm.
Progressive is much too progressive for my tastes.
Wait for it wait for it wait for it. State Farm.
What about Allstate?
Just fix my car, chief. I'll find my sexual release elsewhere. :twisted:
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Liberty Mutual, yo.
children's ice cream, mandrakethe entire idea of insurance is a librul commie conspiracy. Give a faceless entity your money in the hopes that if something bad will happen, they will fix it. Technically, you pay them to never doing anything. In fact, that's the best case scenario.
In the worst case scenario, something does happen and you do need them--this is when they deny deny obfuscate and bury you in technicalities as deep as they can just to avoid doing any part of the service that you have paid them for.
FUCKING COMMIES!
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what about geico?
No!!!
The G stands for Government!!!
Do you use Progressive Insurance.
you pay them betting something bad's gonna happen, they're betting it's not.the entire idea of insurance is a librul commie conspiracy. Give a faceless entity your money in the hopes that if something bad will happen, they will fix it. Technically, you pay them to never doing anything. In fact, that's the best case scenario.
In the worst case scenario, something does happen and you do need them--this is when they deny deny obfuscate and bury you in technicalities as deep as they can just to avoid doing any part of the service that you have paid them for.
FUCKING COMMIES!
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you pay them betting something bad's gonna happen, they're betting it's not.
seems pretty simple to me.
In fact, you're correct. Geico used to stand for Government Employees Insurance Company...GEICO....and was the company USAA usually referred you to if you didn't qualify for USAA insurance. This was many decades ago, though.
yeah, but the issue is when something bad does happen, they just take their ball home, bury their heads in the sand, and shove a metal rod up your ass, the fucking dickscarfs.