Question for all religious people...

[IAteYourMother]

Could God give life to a person so gay that he couldn't kill?

ZING!

 

[KLin]

He gave life to you didn't he?


ZING!

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: KLin
He gave life to you didn't he?


ZING!

oh snap

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: KLin
He gave life to you didn't he?


ZING!

oh snap

crackle pop

 

[iamaelephant]

Haha this thread is quality.

 

[tfinch2]

God just popped out of my air conditioner.

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Could God give life to a person so gay that he couldn't kill?

ZING!

I don't get it.

ZING!

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
God just popped out of my air conditioner.

A gay man eating shellfish just popped out of my air conditioner

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
God just popped out of my air conditioner.

Then someone put God on a mixed music CD.

"Oh snap." - John 3:16

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
Could God give life to a person so gay that he couldn't kill?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: KLin
He gave life to you didn't he?


ZING!

oh snap

Male Nibblonian: Enough! Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race, indeed the fate of all that exists and all that will exist rests with you. You are the single most important person in the universe.
Fry: Oh snap!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Shawn
Male Nibblonian: Enough! Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race, indeed the fate of all that exists and all that will exist rests with you. You are the single most important person in the universe.
Fry: Oh snap!

Sorry. Almost.
Fry: Well snap!


On the other hand:

Male Nibblonian: Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the mixed music CD you gave to Leela earlier today was not properly labeled.
Fry: Oh snap!

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Shawn
Male Nibblonian: Enough! Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race, indeed the fate of all that exists and all that will exist rests with you. You are the single most important person in the universe.
Fry: Oh snap!

Sorry. Almost.
Fry: Well snap!


On the other hand:

Male Nibblonian: Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the mixed music CD you gave to Leela earlier today was not properly labeled.
Fry: Oh snap!

Uhh, what are you talking about? He definitely says oh snap.

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