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Question about tipping

No, but I heard two environmental studies students talking about cow punching awhile back. I don't know if I should take that literally, they never told me what it was.
 

Ack, I have a picture of Brutuskend typing this post while in his tighty whiteys and a beer in one hand.


Hello god, it's me margaret, please get this image out of my mind.
 
Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
No, but I heard two environmental studies students talking about cow punching awhile back. I don't know if I should take that literally, they never told me what it was.
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Maybe they meant donkey punching

I went to college in Indiana and did all the stupid redneck stuff you can imagine, but I never tipped a cow. Sorry.
 
I think my dad has tipped a few cows when he was a kid, I think also either he/or his brother set a billboard on fire too (childhood always has such pleasant memories).
 
In Asheron's Call (an old MMO) you could tip cows. It would just kinda tip over and moo, you could do it over and over....never got old 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Philippine Mango
I think my dad has tipped a few cows when he was a kid, I think also either he/or his brother set a billboard on fire too (childhood always has such pleasant memories).
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Your daddy lied about Santa Claus too. Deal with it.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: FleshLight
It's an urban legend.
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Cows sleep standing up. As do horses.
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not all of them do all the time. some sleep standing up, some lay down. it's really funny tho when you tip a cow on it's side and you hear THUD <1/2second pause> MRooooooooooooo

edit: and yes I have gone cow tipping, and no you don't have to shoot them the next day.....unless you're tipping them using the front end of a chevy.:Q (and they're not that hard to push over, just plant both hands just above the fattest part of their stomach and push)
 
Originally posted by: Supercharged
how the fvck is cow tiping an urban legend? how could it be impossable to tip a cow?
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First of all, there is no chance a drunk laughing redneck could sneak up on one. Second, cows are big but stable creatures. They don't "tip" over very easily. Anyone who claims to have done this is lying, period.
 
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