Woman: What are you doing?
Frank: You tell anyone about this and I'll fvcking kill you! I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll return him tonight, honey.
Beanie: Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.
Spanish: Damn, I don't wanna end up workin' at Red Lobster!
Frat Brother: You already work at Red Lobster.
Spanish: Yea, well its part time...dick.
Beanie: Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.
Mitch: At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.